Successful Cambridge Applicants Chat - 2006

uz_master

Oh no, you didnt scare me off, infact i never 'left', i just don't like you :smile:

we'll be fine so long as i pretend you don't exist. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but im sure you'll get over it.

Hahahaha - that takes guts to say it straight like that. I applaud you - not everybody is so honest. But perhaps you should be a little more reserved in your judgment, or others may not extend you the same courtesy. Especially if you're being investigated by the police.

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KAISER_MOLE

Awwwww, be nice to old Des, he does the best he can and then has to be the focus of mockery by younger generations. It makes me SICK!

But he so evidently wishes he were dead, I wonder if it wouldn't be kinder just to, you know, put him out of his misery

Have you noticed that he tends to tell really long anecdotes at the beginning of the show? I think it's to put off, for as long as possible, the part where he has to interact with the contestants and thus admit to himself that he's not on the BBC anymore...

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I've got an idea, why don't we spam a bit to push those lovely awkard posts into the recesses of the thread? :broken:

Right

So, parsley eh?

You

Are

I used to have a snake called Parsley, now that you mention it. He died.

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It's just like new...

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You know, these sorts of spam operations give my post count the impression that I spend much more time on here than I actually do...

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Gravastar

I used to have a snake called Parsley, now that you mention it. He died.

Oh I'm sorry!*

*Not if you're joking, because you made me feel guilty for nothing. However, if you're not, sorry about the snake/garnish comment thing :redface:

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That's what they all say.

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friendlyneutron

Oh I'm sorry!*

*Not if you're joking, because you made me feel guilty for nothing. However, if you're not, sorry about the snake/garnish comment thing :redface:

No, I'm really not fussed. Besides, it was my fault for never cleaning his vivarium. I'm not good with pets. I had a hamster that lost an eye, and became very angry from that point on. Understandably

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friendlyneutron

That's what they all say.

No, it's true! I actually only have 7 real posts on the whole site. Honest to God.

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Aw, I love pets! Although I seriously think my cat thinks I'm his wife.

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