I have made a startling revelaton about Medics. They should also be Mechanics. Here is why:
Okay, them there doctor people take that Hippocratic Oath. Now, I don't know that much about Greek, but what I do know is this: Hippo is the Greek for Horse and Kratos is the Greek for strength or power (as in democracy - power of the people). Therefore Hippocratic = Horsepower. This is how the power of car engines is measured or something. Therefore Medics = Mechanics.
Any medics out there know how to fix my car?
(Before someone points out that the Hippocratic Oath is from Hippocrates the name of the 4th century BC physician who is alleged to have started it, I am aware of this. I just think my explanation is soooooooooo much better).