Successful Cambridge Applicants Chat - 2006

Besides, that's the way how a proper game should die.

How would everyone like to die? There's a fun morbid discussion. Best death I have come across is that of Oliver Reed:

He died of a heart attack in a bar after downing three bottles of Captain Morgan's Jamaica rum, eight bottles of German beer, numerous doubles of Famous Grouse whiskey, and beating five much younger Royal Navy sailors at arm-wrestling. His bar bill for that final lunch time totaled 270 Maltese lira, almost £450.

Legend.

wonders if anyone else is a Red Dwarf fan or if he's just appearing very odd

Okay. Just got back from the pub which my friends and I were at. A load of teachers from our old school showed up, two offered to buy me drinks and I told one he had to take his top off. My friends all got made to take their leavers hoodies off as apparently no school uniform allowed and this guy was wearing a Duke of Edinburgh school t-shirt. I went over to him and was like 'sorry sir, you're not allowed to wear that in here, better take your top off'. This was after I described my friend's (who he was speaking to) job as being 'feeling up dulwich college boys' as her job is doing measurements for uniform fittings. Muahahahahahahahaha, she went bright red.

All in all, a jokes evening which included taking the piss out of them all for being wasted as one of them ordered a cab and they all live really near there 'oooooh, can't walk home eh? PISSED TEACHERS!'.

So yeah, jokes evening, except one of the friends I was with is gonna be in Peru for 7 months which sucks.

er wow, sounds eventful!

T'was indeed. But don't feel the need to humour me, I had a fair bit to drink but I am not totally gone, I think my typing skills clearly prove that.

not humouring in the slightest, i'm actually impressed that you can be as...boistrous (??) with ex-teachers. i'm only there with my friends' parents

boisterous no? Yeah, t'was jokes. The ones who I talked to all really like me so was fine. Also got into a discussion of German existentialist literature with a new teacher who had never met me before and was by the end of the night calling me 'Jamie' (My name is James) which was quite odd but jokes nonetheless.

*wonders what all the deleted messages were about*

I was joking, didn't think it'd take you this long to notice

*pats head* Well done, have a sticker

On a Cambridge note..... have you guys prepared for uni at all? ie. read all stuff on reading list?