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    1) Uduravana, Rupavahini & Hidden cameras


    Mrs. Uduravana caught her husband Mr. Uduravana searching high and low all

    around his living room.

    Mrs. Uduravan: "What are you searching for?"

    Mr. Uduravan: "Hidden cameras!"

    Mrs. Uduravan: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras

    here?"

    Mr. Uduravan: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few

    minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he

    know that?"

    ----

    (2) Uduravana Relaxing!

    Mr. Uduravana was enjoying the sun at the beach in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />America.

    A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"

    Uduravana answered, "No, I am Uduravana"

    Another guy came and asked him the same question.

    Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Uduravana!"

    A third one came and asked him the same question again.

    Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

    While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.

    He went up to him and asked,

    "Are you Relaxing?"

    The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

    Uduravana slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is

    looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

    ------

    (3) Uduravana in Heaven

    Mr. Uduravana died and went to heaven.

    When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in

    effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain

    admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:

    1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

    2. How many seconds are there in a year?

    Mr. Uduravana thought for a few minutes and answered...

    1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

    2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

    Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though

    it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

    Uduravana replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

    Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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    (4) Mr. Uduravana & Wash Basin

    Mr. Uduravana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.

    After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin

    instead.

    The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Uduravana, what are you

    doing?"

    Mr. Uduravana replies, "Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin".

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    (5) Uduravana's English Exam

    Mr. Uduravana finished his English exam and came out.

    His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied

    "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and

    thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

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    (6) Uduravana : Questions in brief

    Mr. Uduravana is appearing for his University final examination.

    He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for

    five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and

    throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away

    as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch.

    The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

    "Oye, I am only following the instructions here," he says, " it says here,

    'Answer the following questions in brief'.

 
 
 
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