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The great UK v US joke-off

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Reply 20

Strüberry

What's the difference between America and yoghurt?

Spoiler

Reply 21

Rascacielos

Am American and an Englishman, strangers to each other, get into conversation on a train. Yank: “What kind of work d’you do?” Brit: “I’m a clerk.” Yank: “You’re a clerk? Then why ain’t you going ‘tick-tock, tick-tock’?”

That was pretty lame, but it made me laugh nonetheless.

My brother sent me a couple of 9/11 jokes but I don't think they're really appropriate.

Reply 22

MrBritain

i think the fact that you said "stupidest" proves how stupid you are, Brits are sick of Americans thinking were all MI6 agents who live in castles. We (most of us) drink a lot of tea just like you Americans get your guns out when you hear the word "oil"...

Reply 23

AbsurdBanana

Oh, how I love stereotypes :wink:

Reply 24

johnh1983

Original post by WhiteSlice14

En ce moment, us Brits are totally crushing the Americans :tongue:

I'm gonna agree with you but I'm still rooting for the U.S. here. Supporting the UK is kinda like being the overly optimistic parents of a fat kid in a sporting event

:wink:

Reply 25

cant_think_of_name

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, “And what are those?”
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

Reply 26

EmmatheAnimal1

Europe isnt a country, you from America?

Reply 27

EmmatheAnimal1

Original post by Strüberry

What's the difference between America and yoghurt?

Spoiler

People actually like yoghurt

Reply 28

Nerry

Original post by Joe64

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

lol at least you proved that americans are the easiest to offend.

Reply 29

Izzywizz123

Well obviously it is mate because you just called Europe a country.

Reply 30

Solitude12

Original post by Izzywizz123

Well obviously it is mate because you just called Europe a country.

🤦🏻it was obviously a joke. i doubt that poster actually believed Europe was a country..

Reply 31

Andrew97

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Original post by Izzywizz123

Well obviously it is mate because you just called Europe a country.

The only joke here is you bumping a 8 year old thread.

Reply 32

malaikax04

Original post by Joe64

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Europes a continent not country...

8 years old

Personally you sound like elle woods... blonde as ****🤣👍

Reply 35

Shanny18

Personally you sound like elle woods... blonde as ****🤣👍

Reply 36

Sanjay.46

Original post by Joe64

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

is that an American joke?
because Europe ain't country man!

Reply 37

Sanjay.46

Original post by Solitude12

🤦🏻it was obviously a joke. i doubt that poster actually believed Europe was a country..

that was an American joke

Reply 38

PrazzPrazz

Original post by Joe64

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.