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Daily Mail Headline Generator watch

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    I've just received an interesting email; apparently the Editor of The Mail uses this to create his headlines. This has caused quite a stir in the world of journalism. (Read: The Mail is a piece of sh*t to be avoided at all costs).
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    I've seen this! And it's bloody good.

    "COULD GYPSIES INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?"

    But some of it is just blatant plagiarism, mind.
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    LMFAO!
    I think we get the daily mail.. That generator makes me laugh though, mainly because it could be true. lol.
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    "DOES TEENAGE SEX GIVE YOUR PENSION CANCER?"

    Haha
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    DO THE UNEMPLOYED GIVE THE POLICE CANCER?


    lol..
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    Will Channel 4 kill the elderly?

    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Bouncy)
    Will Channel 4 kill the elderly?

    :rolleyes:
    To be honest, probably.
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    WILL THE UNEMPLOYED DESTROY MICHAEL HOWARD?


    ...heh.
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    DO ASYLUM SEEKERS IMPREGNATE THE MEMORY OF DIANA?


    haha
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    DOES TEENAGE SEX RIP OFF HOUSE PRICES?

    DO THE FRENCH GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

    and my favourite so far: DO GAYS HURT BRITAIN'S SWANS?

    :rofl:
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    Even better: WILL LESBIANS STRIP YOUR DAUGHTERS OF ALL DIGNITY?
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    Does Greenpeace Infect The Memory Of Diana With Aids?
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    Does Tony Blair impregnate House Prices?

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    (Original post by deej2)
    Does Tony Blair impregnate House Prices?

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    :toofunny: :yy:
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    "DOES FEMINISM STRIP THE CONSERVATIVES OF ALL DIGNITY?"
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    WILL THE BBC INFECT YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?

    Rofl!
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    YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!


    That's topical, that, now that Littlejohn's back with them.


    I hate Richard Littlejohn
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    "COULD THE FRENCH KILL THE QUEEN?"

    My lord :confused:
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    (Original post by dogtanian)

    I hate Richard Littlejohn
    Me too. Read Will Self trampling over him intellectually - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1390395.stm
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    Ah yes, read that many a time.
    I'm not a huge fan of Will Self, but he kicks some arse there. Did you ever see Littlejohn's Sky News programme? Very amusing.

    Forgot to add:
    My favourite bit is by far
    LITTLEJOHN: Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200.
    SELF: Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy?
 
 
 
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