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    why did the seagull cross the road?

    To put a deposit on a ferrari!

    What bird always succeeds?

    a toothless budgie!

    How do the welsh eat cheese?

    caerphilly!^o)
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    Say the answer in a cockney accent

    How much do cockneys pay for their shampoo?

    pantene

    (I thought it was good )
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    Hey, I told you why =rand() works. Update your siggy!!
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    (Original post by segat1)
    Hey, I told you why =rand() works. Update your siggy!!
    Done thanks for reminding me......
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    Paedophile and 5 yr old girl walking through a forest in the in dead of night, girl looks up at the nonce with teary eyes and says, "It's so dark! I'm really scared!" Nonce looks back and says "how do ya think I feel, I've gotta walk back on me own!"
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    How do you get a goth out of a tree?







    Cut the rope
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    HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HHA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!:eek:
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    What's pink and hangs from a tree?

    Monkey's abortion.
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the public toilets!

    why did he do that?

    He heared its were all the c**** hang out!!!^o)
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    (Original post by TomInPortsmouth)
    What's pink and hangs from a tree?

    Monkey's abortion.
    Oh that's terrible - I feel bad for laughing! :hahaha:
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    A vampire walks into a bar, 'pint of blood landlord' he says. The barman gives him his order.
    A second vampire walks into the bar, 'pint of your finest blood please' he says. Again, the barman pours his order.
    A third vampire walks into the bar and says 'a mug of hot water please barman'. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire, and asks- 'why the f*** do you want hot water for?' The vampire answered- 'i found a used tampon and i'm making tea'.
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    I heared- your mum was SOOO fat- when she wore a raincoat, everyone shouted TAXI!
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    Q: What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
    A: A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
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    (Original post by SpiralArchitect)
    A vampire walks into a bar, 'pint of blood landlord' he says. The barman gives him his order.
    A second vampire walks into the bar, 'pint of your finest blood please' he says. Again, the barman pours his order.
    A third vampire walks into the bar and says 'a mug of hot water please barman'. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire, and asks- 'why the f*** do you want hot water for?' The vampire answered- 'i found a used tampon and i'm making tea'.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAa thats FUNNNY! I love it! MORE! MUST... have... MMMOOORRREEEE!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :yy: :yy:
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    Bloke approaches Paddy and says: Paddy will you take part in a race for charity...

    Paddy: I'm not as fit as I was I can't be arsed
    Bloke: Oh go on paddy its for *******s and blind kids
    Paddy: Oh * it go on then, I could win that one

    What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?








    You can't gargle sand...
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    You cant do better than that last one... lets try...

    Why did the baby cross the park?


    TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :confused: :mad:
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    (Original post by andrewslukas)
    You cant do better than that last one... lets try...

    Why did the baby cross the park?


    TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :confused: :mad:

    Dude that sucks!:eek:
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    (Original post by SpiralArchitect)
    What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

    You can't gargle sand...

    :puke:
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    George the postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same neighbourhood, come rain or shine. At his first house, he was greeted by the entire family applauding him, and sent on his way with a healthy gift envelope. At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine, at the third he left with a box of Havana cigars. At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who took him by the hand upstairs to the bedroom and treated him to the best sex of his life. Afterwards she led him to the kitchen and cooked him breakfast. As the stunning woman poured the coffee, the postie noticed a £1 coin next to his cup. ‘What’s the money for?’ he asked. ‘Oh,’ the woman replied. ‘Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat. He said, “*** him. Give him a pound.” The breakfast was my idea.’
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    (Original post by TomInPortsmouth)
    Q: What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
    A: A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
    :toofunny: Very sexist, but hilarious! Tom, I'm going to have to use sooo many of your jokes on my friends!
 
 
 
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