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    I love the episode speed 3!!!

    "Oh Ted look it's a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road" :toofunny:
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    (Original post by SeanEire)
    I can't believe no one has mentioned the episode where father jack gets sent to the home and the new priest that replaces him is even worst ,I think he's called father stack but anyway it's the priest that listens to jungle music.brendan grace plays him.that is by far the funniest episode. "I had my fun and that's all that matters" + when ted is eatin his breakfast and he just takes it off him lol.The funniest part has to be at the end when the priests are watchin the priests sports day and at the end of the video you see dougal running up and giving a priest who's on the floor a snakey kick lol

    Father Finton Stack, and they are watching sporst day and he tells them all that they would rather be watching the 'younguns' in their underwear!

    funniest bit in that episode is where all the priests are in the back of the car shouting feck, arse, girls, and one says "I really shouldn't be here..."
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    Some of my faves:

    Entertaining father stone:

    Dougal: ...was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
    John O'Leary: Er...he was, yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
    Dougal: Ah, I thought he was just having a laugh.

    Grant unto Him eternal rest:

    Father Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, "Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest"?

    Think fast father ted

    (trying to think of some way to make money)
    Father Ted: God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think, Dougal, how can we raise some money?
    Father Dougal: Hmmm....
    Ted: Yes, I know. Aha! (give knowing glance)
    Dougal: Aha!
    Ted: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    Dougal: I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....
    Ted: What?
    Dougal: I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?
    Ted: (mystified) What are you talking about?
    Dougal: Oh, wait a minute now - actually I might have been thinking about something different...
    Ted: You thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?
    Dougal: I did, yeah!
    Ted: Well, Dougal, this isn't a Bruce Willis film. I was thinking more along the lines of a raffle.

    Old grey whistle theft:
    Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
    Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.

    Xmas one
    Dougal: God, I can't wait to see what's under tomorrow's window. I bet it's a donkey or something.
    Father Ted': Really? So, you've changed from your initial prediction of... what was it again? "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed." God, Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What do you think's under tomorrow's window, Father?
    Father Jack: A pair of feckin' women's knickers!
    Father Ted: Who knows...
    Father Jack: Knickers!
    Father Ted: Yes, Father.
    Father Jack: Women's knickers!
    Father Ted: Yes, Father, Yes! Message understood.

    Chirby Burpy cheap sheep
    Alan: Should I call the police, Father?
    Father Ted: No. He's lost the trust of his sheep. That's punishment enough for a farmer who deals primarily...with sheep.

    NIght of nearly dead
    Eoin McLove: Well Father, you've got 4 out of 5 questions right on your specialist subject, William Shatner's Tek Wars. So, if you get the general knowledge question right, the £500 will be yours. Oh no! People will think this is rigged. John Paul II. What was his name before he became pope?
    Father Ted: (long pause) Jim?
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    You legend. I love all those quotes.

    I also like Ted: Dougal, you've got a hole in your jumper there.
    Dougal: oh God Ted, so I have.
    Ted: How did you manage that?
    Dougal: *looks confused*

    Dougal then turns around with a huge hole in his back!

    People don't like watching Father Ted with me because I've seen them all so many times I say all the lines before they come up!!
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    Surely there are more father Ted fans out there than this?
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    I bloody love it. I like a warmth to my humour, and Father Ted does that brilliantly. Why ****e like Only Fools and Horses gets voted as best sitcom when stuff this good is around is beyond me
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    I LOVE FATHER TED!!!!

    heehheee
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    Quite frankly if you don't like Father Ted then you are wrong in the head!!

    I just remembered the other day. Owen McLove in 'night of the nearly dead'

    Owen McLove: "I've a terrible secret..."
    Dougal: "What's that then?"
    Owen: "I'm not telling ya"

    Later in the episode

    Owen's PA: "Oh he's got a terrible secret"
    Ted: "Oh yes he was saying about that before, what would that be?"
    Owen: "I have no penis" :rofl:

    Also end of the episode:

    Owen: "So you've got all four of your questions on your specialist subject, William Shatner's Tek Wars right, all you need to do know to win £500 is to tell me...*looks at the question* Oh they're going to think this is fixed...What was Pope John Paul II name before he became Pope?"
    Ted: *angonising whilst credits go up* "...er...Jim?" :toofunny:
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    YAY new member. That's 20 members! You are accepted Krechie :five:
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    Well the thread hasn't seen much action, but we now have 25 members :party:

    Not long before the Father Ted Society is a year old!

    Question for members and fans then: Do you think they made the right decision to end Father Ted after the untimely death of Dermot Morgan, or do you think they should have replaced him with a different actor? Or should they have merely made it so Ted had left Craggy Island and new priest came along to take his place?
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    All bow down to the amazingness of my AVATAR
    I have many more where that came from :p:
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    Well the thread hasn't seen much action, but we now have 25 members :party:

    Not long before the Father Ted Society is a year old!

    Question for members and fans then: Do you think they made the right decision to end Father Ted after the untimely death of Dermot Morgan, or do you think they should have replaced him with a different actor? Or should they have merely made it so Ted had left Craggy Island and new priest came along to take his place?
    Father Ted relied Dermot Morgan, essentially. I mean without him it couldn't be Father Ted, the name would have to change and everything and no one could possibly replace him, he was an absolute leg-end!
    I mean yeah the other actors have gone on to have good careers but none of them are as funny in other roles as they were in FT with Morgan!
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    All bow down to the amazingness of my AVATAR
    I have many more where that came from :p:
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    Father Ted relied Dermot Morgan, essentially. I mean without him it couldn't be Father Ted, the name would have to change and everything and no one could possibly replace him, he was an absolute leg-end!
    I mean yeah the other actors have gone on to have good careers but none of them are as funny in other roles as they were in FT with Morgan!
    I agree. It's ineresting to note in the commentary that during the final series Graham Linehan suggests that had **** Byrne been chosen as Father Ted originally, that they would have been able to carry on. Obviously changing the whole format etc after Dermot's death would have been silly. Spin off's never work, so basing it, for example, on Dougal (calling it Father Dougal) would have stained the reputation it had as a great comedy.

    I think there would have been some more fantastic episodes to come, but I think they made the right decision.
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
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    Hahahaha take your pick

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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
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    Damn this 5 attachment per box thing!!

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    (Original post by Jonah Ramone)
    I agree. It's ineresting to note in the commentary that during the final series Graham Linehan suggests that had **** Byrne been chosen as Father Ted originally, that they would have been able to carry on. Obviously changing the whole format etc after Dermot's death would have been silly. Spin off's never work, so basing it, for example, on Dougal (calling it Father Dougal) would have stained the reputation it had as a great comedy.

    I think there would have been some more fantastic episodes to come, but I think they made the right decision.
    Exactly!!!!!

    And some more:
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    :eek3:

    So many to choose from! Unfortunately most of them wouldn't be able to be read if I used them atm. I may use the headbanging one though soon, when I'm bored of Crobat.

    Thanks :yy:
 
 
 
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