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What is it with squash changing rooms and naked old men

Frankly, it's quite disgusting. They just stroll around wearing nothing, purposefully dropping their towel whilst bending over. Is it some joke that old men have going on? "Let's see how many young boys we can freak out today eh?" or are they actually all gay? Has old age turned them gay? "Yes...Mildred gave me a bit of sloppy sex today, wasn't very nice so let's try and rape some of those young juniors down the squash club changing rooms".

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Creepy...

I feel sorry for ur eyes...
EVERY single time I return to the locker room after lifting there is an older man drying his *******s with one leg up on the bench right infront of where I put my stuff!


Maybe they're thinking "yea some fresh meat lend me bend over and see his reaction, maybe he'll pack me"

ROFL
The real question is, why do you like hanging around pervy naked old men?
Reply 5
PICS or it didn't happen
Reply 6
Original post by poolopis01
The real question is, why do you like hanging around pervy naked old men?


I have to dash in and get my phone, ipod and earphones out of the locker before seeing a horrid old man slapping his dick all over the walls crying to himself because he can't stop being flaccid.
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Original post by pnorm
Frankly, it's quite disgusting. They just stroll around wearing nothing, purposefully dropping their towel whilst bending over. Is it some joke that old men have going on? "Let's see how many young boys we can freak out today eh?" or are they actually all gay? Has old age turned them gay? "Yes...Mildred gave me a bit of sloppy sex today, wasn't very nice so let's try and rape some of those young juniors down the squash club changing rooms".


its in all the changing rooms man :s-smilie:
Original post by pnorm
I have to dash in and get my phone, ipod and earphones out of the locker before seeing a horrid old man slapping his dick all over the walls crying to himself because he can't stop being flaccid.


damn lol dont hate on a man who's comfortable in his birthday suit lol
Original post by poolopis01
The real question is, why do you like hanging around pervy naked old men?


Because he wants to play squash?..
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I had an old man the other day, dropped his towel then leaned backwards to stretch his back...Not a pretty sight :frown:
The real question is: Why are you not playing badminton instead?
Reply 12
OP if you feel awkward or insecure about your sexuality it might be a good idea to stay away from changing rooms. What do you expect?
Reply 13
Are you sure they where old? many sports centres have saunas near by, they may just have been a couple of crazy kids that spent to long in them? :/

But really, why are you so creeped out? I think you are being stupid ¬ ¬ its like when you go to the beach, there's usually a naked kid, do you assume just because you have seen them you are a paedophile?
Reply 14
lol Mildred.

rhymes with Wilfed.

imagine a gay couple Midlred and Wilfred.
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Seriously though, being naken in changing rooms it isn't a big deal. Unless you've got a case of gym dick, which is a complete mare.
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Reply 16
People who strip down naked in "changing rooms" in the presence of other men - and use the excuse of "it's because I want to play sport lol" are gay.

Nothing against gays, but it makes you gay.

Reasons: you don't need to shower in a changing room; shower at home. Thus, you don't need to be naked in public, do it at home. Thus, if you DO strip off, you're looking for some action.

This is fine. Carry on.
Original post by pnorm
I have to dash in and get my phone, ipod and earphones out of the locker before seeing a horrid old man slapping his dick all over the walls crying to himself because he can't stop being flaccid.


And how do you feel about this? Does it make you sad?
Reply 18
Nothing wrong with being naked in changing rooms, especially if you're going to do something else after other than going home. You don't exactly want to be walking about all sweaty, in sweaty underwear and clothing do you?

Also, if you're fine with your sexuality, you shouldn't really have a problem being around half-naked, or naked men. I don't, and I'm straight.

Get over it.

P.S. Iirc, this stigma against being naked is a British thing. It's quite common in Europe I think, though I wasn't living there at an age to really know.
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 19
Original post by Currrrtisssss
EVERY single time I return to the locker room after lifting there is an older man drying his *******s with one leg up on the bench right infront of where I put my stuff!


Every single time I'm drying my *******s after a workout some young sprog comes in and tries to get a look at my junk! He's even taken to putting his kit at the exact spot where I've been drying for the last 10 years.

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