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Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
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are you related to miss scarlet? or the same person?!!
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
"ooompa, loompa, dooobie, de, de, if you ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME."

SHUT UP!
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
hmmmmm mr scarlet there is also mrs scarlet try asking her
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
just go with the flow
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(Original post by redballs)
just go with the flow
He'll take it in his stride, I'm sure.
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perhaps u could rally round 4 a charlie and the chocolate factory TV series to take over when friends finishes - u'd b set up 4 life.
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perhaps u could rally round 4 a charlie and the chocolate factory TV series to take over when friends finishes - u'd b set up 4 life.
haaaaaahahhaaaa
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back to work now!
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
theres something terribly wrong with the scarlet family!
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the scarlet family need their own TV show
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Wow you are too cool for words! I always wanted an oompa loompa! Will you be my pet! OOO i am excited!

*What do you do when your child is a BRAT*
*Who do you think to blame...the mother and the father!*
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.

u are an oompa lumpa then i hav it on cd the song
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I heard they are doing a remake of charlie and the chocolate factory, perhaps you could audition.
Would make it all worthwhile
xxx
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I heard they are doing a remake of charlie and the chocolate factory, perhaps you could audition.
Would make it all worthwhile
xxx

i used to be sh*t scared of Oompa Loompas, i think i still am..*shudders*

little orange men, with green hair!!!!
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hmmmmm mr scarlet there is also mrs scarlet try asking her
ill have you know, that Im, Miss Scarlet not Mrs Scarlet. We are not married. Mr Scarlet is my long lost brother, who I have never met. :rolleyes:
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umpa lumpa dumpa de do iv got another puzzle 4 u
if your wise yourll listen to me
umpa lumpa dumpa de
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(Original post by Saf!)
theres something terribly wrong with the scarlet family!

mmmm maybe that mr scarleet is miss scarlet. cos miss scarlett reckons shes a bloke, maybe shes trnasformed
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(Original post by Mr Scarlet)
Over the past few months I've lost 5 inches in height, my skin's going orange and my hair's turning green. I also get these sudden urges to sing annoying, morally right songs whenever someone does something bad. Help me, I dont know what to do. Im beside myself with worry.
by god mrs scarlet will love you :rolleyes:
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(Original post by eric bischoff)
by god mrs scarlet will love you :rolleyes:
I am not MRS SCARLET!!!!!!! Its MISS SCARLET...how many times... :rolleyes:
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