Neighbours needs more fathers. Middle aged guys, as the head of a family. There was a brief, frustrating glimpse of it when Kim came back, last week, but then the Egg left again, so we're still lacking. I mean who is there? Karl? And who else? Paul is tit, Max left, Egg left, Steiger is an annoying narc, Stingray was too young and is dead now, anyway, we need someone to fill the gap. Actually, we could do with a family, full stop, who isn't going to fall apart at the smallest little problem in the world rearing it's ugly head. I know society is fractured nowadays, and that Neighbours is supposed to reflect society, but I don't care, I still think we need one, it serves a dramatic purpose, dammit! Besides, N is basically a fantasy, anyway, and if reflecting society's your game then where are the Asians, homosexuals, and black people (and the obligatory racists to go along with them)?!