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Anonymous
Well myself and gf have been together for a while and decided its time to have sex.

One problem being we dont know where to, around each others houses isnt a possibilty for obveous reasons.

So my question is where do you have sex with your partner....might get an idea from u lot.:tsr2: ^o)


Be a man. Knock her up behind the bikesheds.
Reply 2
Rent a hotel room.
Rent a bike shed. :wink:
Take her away for a weekend somewhere?
Reply 5
Cmon, have a bit of class: do it in the back seat of your car.
ciara
Cmon, have a bit of class: do it in the back seat of your car.

This guy is probably still at school (well, I'm guessing so as he still lives with his parents), so perhaps he can't drive yet, so perhaps he doesn't have a car. :p: :wink:
Reply 7
take some advice from the "F*** buddies" thread, and find a nice local hut :smile:
jozza
take some advice from the "F*** buddies" thread, and find a nice local hut :smile:

As in Pizza Hut? :p:
Just make sure your parents have the courtesy to knock and not enter when you're in your room with her (which they should anyway!)
If you have wandering siblings, barricade the door some way!
It shouldn't be too much of a problem really.
Reply 10
Late at night?
Reply 11
Grandmas?
Buy a lock, fix it to your door on your bedroom, use it.
Or give your parents a tenner to go to the cinema for a couple of hours or something :P
Reply 13
shinyhappy
Buy a lock, fix it to your door on your bedroom, use it.
Or give your parents a tenner to go to the cinema for a couple of hours or something :P


I think its the fact them knowing they're going to have sex that is the problem, so buying a lock is going to turn their attention just because they cant see them doing it,

But still, go to grandmas :wink:
Reply 14
jozza
take some advice from the "F*** buddies" thread, and find a nice local hut :smile:


:biggrin: .
buy a fancy night out for your family as a thanks for being such wonderful family people....

you now have the house to your self.
sr4470
Rent a hotel room.


Great idea, use one of those seedy hotel rooms you can rent for an hour, the ones prosititutes use.
Barry White.
Reply 18
SamTheMan
Great idea, use one of those seedy hotel rooms you can rent for an hour, the ones prosititutes use.


:rofl:

Guess thats better than paying £175 a night at the Marriott.
Reply 19
jeff's_dead
Barry White.


The Right Night.