Well gay guys just seem to enjoy life more and to deal with relationships better. Then again, I might be talking ********.
Even if I wanted to become gay, I wouldn't know where to start. I can't tell the difference between a good-looking guy and a not-so-good-looking guy. Sure when a guy looks monstrous, it's obvious but in all other cases, I don't understand how girls manage to define good looks.
I wouldn't mind The Queer Eye For A Straight Guy team helping me, the US team not those UK fakers.