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I allowed my bf to *** on my face and it went in my eye. Now it's all swollen and blood shot and it hurts when I blink and that.

What should I do?
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I allowed my bf to *** on my face and it went in my eye. Now it's all swollen and blood shot and it hurts when I blink and that.

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Embarassing thoe it is, you will have to go to the doctors or something
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Invest in a pair of goggles.
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A Google search has allowed me to discover that chlamydia can cause conjunctivitis. Does this mean my bf has an STD, or can semen cause eye irritation anyway?
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Invest in a pair of goggles.
No, I don't need the jokes, thank you very much. My eye is swollen and I'm in pain.
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I allowed my bf to *** on my face and it went in my eye. Now it's all swollen and blood shot and it hurts when I blink and that.

What should I do?
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaa hahahhahahaa.

Sorry. Perhaps you're boyfriend has a particulary lethal form of '***'. I hope it doesn't melt your eyeballs.
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No, I don't need the jokes, thank you very much. My eye is swollen and I'm in pain.
Take your pick between letting it run its course, buying relief eyedrops and seeing a doctor.
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how long ago was it? if it was very recently, then its just your eye's natural reaction to something its not used to - especially something salty which will make it sting. The eye is very good at cleaning itself, so it should be ok by morning, but if its still bothering you in a few days then go and see a doctor
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I only wanted to give you advice, to ensure such a misfortune isn't suffered by yourself again. Have you rinsed the semen out?
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If you just keep rinsing your eye with cool clean water then it should be fine. It's understandable that it will sting, it really hurts when you get shampoo in your eyes, let alone semen...
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My eye is fine now, and I've just has fantastic sex to boot - so screw you all!
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Take your pick between letting it run its course, buying relief eyedrops and seeing a doctor.
Going to see a doctor seems a little excessive for getting something in your eye. It would be a waste of the doctor's time.
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My eye is fine now, and I've just has fantastic sex to boot - so screw you all!
Crazy sexuals :rolleyes:
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My eye is fine now, and I've just has fantastic sex to boot - so screw you all!
My, aren't you pleasant and eloquent. I think you must be pretty sad to log onto TSR as soon as you've finished having sex to tell us - I guess it can't have been that good then, eh?
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My, aren't you pleasant and eloquent. I think you must be pretty sad to log onto TSR as soon as you've finished having sex to tell us - I guess it can't have been that good then, eh?
Jealous?

Nah. My bf is asleep and I'm wide awake because my body clock is screwed up. If he hadn't fallen asleep when I'd popped downstairs we'd now be watching DVDs together.
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Anon..You ask for advice and then plenty of people on the thread have tried to be helpful and you say 'screw you all'. I hope nobody ever bothers wasting their time trying to help you in the future.
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Jealous?

Nah. My bf is asleep and I'm wide awake because my body clock is screwed up. If he hadn't fallen asleep when I'd popped downstairs we'd now be watching DVDs together.
yup im sure all the girls on this forum are green with envy, i mean youve just had fantastic sex with your bf who likes to come in your eye.
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaa hahahhahahaa.

Sorry. Perhaps you're boyfriend has a particulary lethal form of '***'. I hope it doesn't melt your eyeballs.
LOL!! that is cruel..

anyway, next time, wear goggles.
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My eye is fine now, and I've just has fantastic sex to boot - so screw you all!
wow didn't see this... aren't you stuck up.
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yup im sure all the girls on this forum are green with envy, i mean youve just had fantastic sex with your bf who likes to come in your eye.
:hahaha: Excellent
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