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    (Original post by foxo)
    It's so good, ah put mah name on it!



    I think I've failed at failing yet again.
    'Fraid so. And especially since you're the founder of this grandiose society, it's just simply quite unacceptable. You're scaring potential failed members away.
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    Okay, I need to try less hard, so I'm going to write an awful poem now, perhaps the worst I've ever written. Brace yourselves...
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    it's very good Neil
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    (Original post by Carl)
    it's very good Neil
    No; it's bloody awful, and I'm proud of it. :p:
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    (Original post by foxo)
    did you say
    you are from
    portugal?
    :rofl:

    Absolutely brilliant; I'll have to take my words back:
    (Original post by Totenkopf)
    That, dear foxo, was probably the worst poem in the human history.
    This, foxo, is by far the worst poem you've ever written and the worst poem I have ever read (excluding my own ones). Well done!

    Please don't write anything like that again.
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    Please turn up the volume and enjoy my latest audio visual-work, clearly befitting of the Tate Modern Gallery.

    The Soliloquy of a Cow Lover.

    Enjoy.
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    (Original post by foxo)
    Please turn up the volume and enjoy my latest audio visual-work, clearly befitting of the Tate Modern Gallery.

    The Soliloquy of a Cow Lover.

    Enjoy.
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    You are a FREAK!:p:
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    Why Does My Brain Read 'Soc' With A Hard C?

    Can I join this sock
    To my cold and aching foot?
    See what I did there?

    Put sock instead of
    Soc in haiku form but then
    Spilled over to two.

    Die
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    Its called Mother and Son

    Eighteen years
    Eighteen years
    Pushing that pram down that endless isle
    You would moan all Saturday
    When I was picking out my clubbing outfit
    "Hurry the **** up"
    "And stay with mummy"
    Mine is yours
    And yours is mine
    Sunshine
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    I have just thought of this one in the shower. Its called Friday Night Fly

    Out tonight
    Papers in a mess on four boring walls
    Swapped for city centre millings
    Getting home
    Is the last thing on my mind, big man
    Arms in the air
    Come on then
    If you think you're ard enough
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    This took 10 minutes and 33 seconds, meaning this is the piece in the Failed Artist Society I've put the most time and effort into.

    John Coltrane's India

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    I call this piece "Consumerist Capitalist Fascist Oppression #4, with Vase".

    You can't handle the meaning! It is just too meaningful!

    The image compression signifies the compression of THE HUMAN SOUL.
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    (Original post by generic hybrid)
    I call this piece "Consumerist Capitalist Fascist Oppression #4, with Vase".

    You can't handle the meaning! It is just too meaningful!

    The image compression signifies the compression of THE HUMAN SOUL.
    Christ, even your username screams "failed artist" (much like mine).
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    (Original post by foxo)
    This took 10 minutes and 33 seconds, meaning this is the piece in the Failed Artist Society I've put the most time and effort into.

    John Coltrane's India

    now thats modern art, have i seen this in the tait modern
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    (Original post by cjgbr)
    now thats modern art, have i seen this in the tait modern
    Wow! This guy's so postmodern, he doesn't even need art! Or correct spelling!
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    Wow! This guy's so postmodern, he doesn't even need art! Or correct spelling!
    ok its tate, as my son is tait i spelt it like that
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    (Original post by foxo)
    Another one of my beautiful MS Paint masterpieces:






    It explores the spectacular beauty of isolation alongside the use of spray-paint in fine art.
    Beautiful. Displays isolation perfectly.
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    Beautiful. Displays isolation perfectly.
    wow your good
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    TSaRt

    I think I failed quite nicely.
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    (Original post by generic hybrid)
    I call this piece "Consumerist Capitalist Fascist Oppression #4, with Vase".

    You can't handle the meaning! It is just too meaningful!

    The image compression signifies the compression of THE HUMAN SOUL.
    Girls Aloud? Argh!
 
 
 
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