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Amores

I woke up and turned on the lamp,
Only to find Noel Edmonds in my bed.
I could feel his sweaty, wrinkly little prick
Nestled between my thighs:
My hairy, manly thighs.
The hotel room smelled like stilton.
On his flaxen beard, a little waterfall of my semen
Was beginning to drip down onto the travelodge pillow.
On the bureau, there were two champagne glasses and an ice bucket;
But I could not see the bottle.
I looked under the blanket
And found one tenth of the base protruding from my sweet Noel's arse crack.
Between the dark green flower curtains,
A small layer of dull morning sky peered into the room.
May all my days bring pleasure such as this.
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I call this Society to order in the name of the pursuit of (failed) art and, to that end, shall furnish you with (suitably terrible) verse, adopting the '14 year old angst-ridden toss-pott' style, a firm staple of awful poetry.

Melancholia

She's in the mirror now.
The volume's up high, but
She can hardly hear.
Ha, story of her life.
Why does she bother?
Every time she looks at herself
She sees another face.
Be yourself, they always say.
Why should she when no-one else is?
Our masks are all we have.

But she's too angry to care.

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Thank you and good night.
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(Original post by Lib North)

Melancholia

She's in the mirror now.
The volume's up high, but
She can hardly hear.
Ha, story of her life.
Why does she bother?
Every time she looks at herself
She sees another face.
Be yourself, they always say.
Why should she when no-one else is?
Our masks are all we have.

But she's too angry to care.
Wasn't that one of Pink's hit singles?

As one of the leaders of this grand society, I welcome you, LibNorth, with a delightful little poem called The Mailman Called When You Were Away, Mom.

The Mailman Called When You Were Away, Mom

You were away Mother
When the mailman called
Through the wires
He showed me your past
It's funny how long lies last

Little dark pubic hair
Attached to his *****
Am I his?
Mum!
What **** is this?
My world is like totally falling

a
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Biiba daaba duuba dum.
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I'm back, and with some rather unflattering and pretentious self portraits.








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Where on earth were you? Have you not seen my "Foxo, where art thou?" thread?
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monsieur foxo is proud to present:

exploration of the pscyhe

- an audio-visual masterpiece

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lol that sucked :P
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Gentlemen,

I give you The Eternal Conundrum of Prometheus. I devote this work to my muse, the new girl who has moved into the house behind my own and who very openly gets changed in front of her open window. Self-modelled, of course; resulted in a slightly painful burn too.

Medium: Camera on Mobile Telephone.



If the Saatchi Gallery fancy doing a New Young British Artists exhibition, they know my number.
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:rofl:

Actually, it's not that bad. It looks... *gasps* quite nice.
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:rofl:

Actually, it's not that bad. It looks... *gasps* quite nice.
It's a sorry day when one cannot even excel at failure.

On second inspection, I think I might submit to to David Cameron and see if he'd like to make it the new Tory Party logo.
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I keep going back and re-reading Amores. It only gets better.
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I call it "The Artist At Work". It's a reflection on the sorry state of society, and how everyone is so regimented and regulated when compared to days of yon and yore.

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I love it!
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(Original post by Fluent in Lies)
(Original post by emily2007)
I like to see a man do that, I may be a model but I can kick some serious ass.


I have made men cry before so easy lol
into your slick lips they slide
their big ****.
Cry tears of love
from their trembling tip.
Shut the **** up *****
a savage hit
they sigh
you die
inside
...
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wake up sleepyhead
now im by your side
your breathing quickens
as in I slide
A fleeting flick
of those brown eyes
My speeding prick
your anus prised
apart
...wake up
please.



beating girls

makes me hard
soft like plums they mould
my hands a blur
the pussys purr
I come
they cry
it's fun
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Beautiful and inspiring.
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How does one know if he is a failed artist?
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(Original post by Sephirona)
How does one know if he is a failed artist?
I base my status on the response of my 2nd year (ie, aged 14ish) art teacher, who informed me that "all art brings out a reaction in people; you are clearly aiming for humour".

Needless to say, I was not.

Most failed artists have a rather long string of failures. One of my favourites is Scotland's other national poet, Mr William McGonagall. He may have been pelted with fruit and rotting vegetables in the pubs of Dundee and Edinburgh, but did it dampen his spirits? Never.
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like a dripping wet
freshly laid
dog turd
idly sun bathing
on a July evening
my love is fresh
fresher than a rose
on top of a coffin
as the soil trickles down
falling, falling
OH MY GOD
I cannot survive
without you
cigarettes
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le rebienvenue M. Foxo.
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