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Ok, kitzen came up with the idea on the riddle thread, but I just thought I start it. Has anyone got any useless facts...

You brake your baby toe on average 3 times in a year, but you just don't know it thats why is a funny shape...

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pigs orgasms last 30 minutes.

If a human male had the same penis:body ratio as a barnacle, his penis would be the size of Nelson's Column. It'd also drop off after use
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On average everyone farts once per hour.
•Farts are highly flammable.
•Adults produce between 200mls - 2 litres of fart per day.
•The amount you fart is increased by stress, onions, cabbage and beans.
•Vegetarians fart more, but their's smell less.

•Two thirds of 17 year olds have at least one wet dream per month.
•95 % of men & 60% of women admit to having masturbated at some point.

•The average male ejaculation is 3-4 mls worth and contains 300 million sperm.
•Adult male wild boar produce 0.5 litres per ejaculate.
•20% of men experience premature ejaculation.

•Sperm have to swim 100,000 times their length to get a woman pregnant. That's the equivalent of man swimming over 100 miles in one go.

•10% of straight British couples have regular anal sex.
•62% of men aged 80-102 have regular sex.

•All these have been used to make condoms through history:
Linen, tortoiseshell, leather, silk, sheep gut.
•68% of 16-19 year old men always use condoms during sex, 18% usually and 3% sometimes.

•Left testicles usually hang lower than the right.
•21.9% of UK men's penises are circumcised.
•Average penis size is 5 - 9.5cm flaccid and 12.5 - 17.5cm erect.

•On average, you produce 200g of poo per day.
•UK boy's voices normally break between the ages of 13-15.
•An average head has between 100,000 - 150,000 hairs.
•Hair on your head grows at 10 - 13mm per month.
•Nails grow at 3mm per month.
•Even a long human life only adds up to about 650,000 hours.
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If you sneeze eight times in a row, the feeling you experience is equal to an orgasm.
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In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
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Someone has to try this see if it works...

If you put some bicarbonate of soda on a piece of bread and feed it to seagulls - they will explode."
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This seems to be very sexually orientated :eek: but i like that i guess

well If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create explosion that is equal to an atomic bomb.

Also i would like you all to know that a wales willy is called a dork, hehe
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If you sneeze eight times in a row, the feeling you experience is equal to an orgasm.
xxx
*Trying to sneeze*
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*Trying to sneeze*
*lmao*
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*lmao*
What does that stand for??
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"On average, there are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll."

"You spend about 23 years asleep in a 70 year life."

"In England, there are more chickens than humans."

"Every year, a man makes over 50 billion sperm. That's enough to replace the population of earth 8 times."

"On average, 100 people a year choke to death on ball point pens." Beware people!

Yeah I'm getting them off a website...
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*Trying to sneeze*
Hahahaha
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Hahahaha
Hey...don't pretend you weren't too!!
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Hey...don't pretend you weren't too!!
I couldn't find no pepper though...
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
LOL not as good but, be careful...
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open, they can pop out.
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
Oh........my..........God!!! Now you've taken away from me the only place I can swim!!! I never go in swimming pools cos everyone knows that little smurfs wee in them. :eek:
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Months which begin on a Sunday always contain a Friday 13th.
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Oh........my..........God!!! Now you've taken away from me the only place I can swim!!! I never go in swimming pools cos everyone knows that little smurfs wee in them. :eek:
A bit of spink never hurt anyone...
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A bit of spink never hurt anyone...
haha even 360 gallons worth?
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