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    Bush & Condoleeza


    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China

    George: Great. Lay it on me

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China

    George: That's what I want to know

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes

    George: I mean the fellow's name

    Condi: Hu

    George: The guy in China
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    > Condi: Hu
    >
    > George: The new leader of China
    >
    > Condi: Hu
    >
    > George: The Chinaman!
    >
    > Condi: Hu is leading China
    >
    > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    >
    > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China
    >
    > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    >
    > Condi: That's the man's name
    >
    > George: That's who's name?
    >
    > Condi: Yes
    >
    > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
    > of China?
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir
    >
    > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
    > Middle East
    >
    > Condi: That's correct
    >
    > George: Then who is in China?
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir
    >
    > George: Yassir is in China?
    >
    > Condi: No, sir
    >
    > George: Then who is?
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir
    >
    > George: Yassir?
    >
    > Condi: No, sir
    >
    > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
    >
    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: No, thanks
    >
    > Condi: You want Kofi?
    >
    > George: No
    >
    > Condi: You don't want Kofi
    >
    > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
    > milk. And then get me the U.N
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir
    >
    > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N
    >
    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    >
    > Condi: And call who?
    >
    > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    >
    > Condi: Hu is the guy in China
    >
    > George: Will you stay out of China?!
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir
    >
    > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
    > U.N
    >
    > Condi: Kofi
    >
    > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
    >
    > (Condi picks up the phone.)
    >
    > Condi: Rice, here
    >
    > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
    > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
    > get Chinese food in the Middle East?


    did u like it?
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    its just like that crappy baseball joke with who on first or whatever their lastnames were
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    (Original post by MuniE)
    its just like that crappy baseball joke with who on first or whatever their lastnames were


    well...i like it anyway...
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    (Original post by jazzy_girl)
    well...i like it anyway...
    So do I.
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    So do I.


    gimmie a high five!
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    lol ya you guys should ignore my take on the joke.... i am don't dislike or like bush.. i could careless about what he does or doesnt do so i dont really like jokes against him
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    couldn't be arsed to read a joke that long but i'm sure it was amazing
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    twas a good joke.
    here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

    a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".
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    (Original post by SasunD)
    twas a good joke.
    here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

    a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".
    that is so terrible it's funny.....
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    yep
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    (Original post by SasunD)
    twas a good joke.
    here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

    a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".


    lol
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    instead of saying, "hu is the name of the new leader of china" she could hav simply sed "the name of the new guy in china is hu" that would hav saved all of us from painfully havin to go thru the whole thing !!
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    It was a good joke, made me giggle
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    (Original post by HasanB)
    instead of saying, "hu is the name of the new leader of china" she could hav simply sed "the name of the new guy in china is hu" that would hav saved all of us from painfully havin to go thru the whole thing !!

    havent u heard that...pain is sooo close to pleasure?
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    (Original post by jazzy_girl)
    havent u heard that...pain is sooo close to pleasure?
    Great joke, finally proves how thick bush really is
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    How about this one......how do you fit and elephant into a safeway bag?????


    Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.........think about it....

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    (Original post by gzftan)
    How about this one......how do you fit and elephant into a safeway bag?????


    Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.........think about it....

    G
    I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
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    (Original post by Custard)
    I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
    It takes some getting......take the f out of way...

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    (Original post by Custard)
    I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
    nope i dont get it either
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    (Original post by gzftan)
    It takes some getting......take the f out of way...

    G
    ah get the fuk out the way?
 
 
 
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