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Bush & Condoleeza


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China

George: Great. Lay it on me

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China

George: That's what I want to know

Condi: That's what I'm telling you

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes

George: I mean the fellow's name

Condi: Hu

George: The guy in China
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> Condi: Hu
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> George: The new leader of China
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> Condi: Hu
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> George: The Chinaman!
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> Condi: Hu is leading China
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> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China
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> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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> Condi: That's the man's name
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> George: That's who's name?
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> Condi: Yes
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> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
> of China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir
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> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle East
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> Condi: That's correct
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> George: Then who is in China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir
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> George: Yassir is in China?
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> Condi: No, sir
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> George: Then who is?
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> Condi: Yes, sir
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> George: Yassir?
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> Condi: No, sir
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> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: No, thanks
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> Condi: You want Kofi?
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> George: No
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> Condi: You don't want Kofi
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> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk. And then get me the U.N
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> Condi: Yes, sir
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> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> Condi: And call who?
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> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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> Condi: Hu is the guy in China
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> George: Will you stay out of China?!
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> Condi: Yes, sir
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> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N
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> Condi: Kofi
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> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
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> (Condi picks up the phone.)
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> Condi: Rice, here
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> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
> get Chinese food in the Middle East?


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its just like that crappy baseball joke with who on first or whatever their lastnames were
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its just like that crappy baseball joke with who on first or whatever their lastnames were


well...i like it anyway...
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well...i like it anyway...
So do I.
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So do I.


gimmie a high five!
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lol ya you guys should ignore my take on the joke.... i am don't dislike or like bush.. i could careless about what he does or doesnt do so i dont really like jokes against him
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couldn't be arsed to read a joke that long but i'm sure it was amazing
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twas a good joke.
here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".
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twas a good joke.
here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".
that is so terrible it's funny.....
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yep
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(Original post by SasunD)
twas a good joke.
here's one. i heard this from two builders, they were fixing up someone's house, and they were inside. i was walking my dog and i stopped to listen. its very short.

a man with a horse goes to a blacksmith and says to him "Have you ever shoed a horse?". To which the blacksmith replies, "No, but i once told a donkey to [email protected]# off".


lol
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instead of saying, "hu is the name of the new leader of china" she could hav simply sed "the name of the new guy in china is hu" that would hav saved all of us from painfully havin to go thru the whole thing !!
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It was a good joke, made me giggle
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instead of saying, "hu is the name of the new leader of china" she could hav simply sed "the name of the new guy in china is hu" that would hav saved all of us from painfully havin to go thru the whole thing !!

havent u heard that...pain is sooo close to pleasure?
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havent u heard that...pain is sooo close to pleasure?
Great joke, finally proves how thick bush really is
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How about this one......how do you fit and elephant into a safeway bag?????


Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.........think about it....

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How about this one......how do you fit and elephant into a safeway bag?????


Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.........think about it....

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I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
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I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
It takes some getting......take the f out of way...

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I don't get it, is tht just me being mega thick?
nope i dont get it either
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It takes some getting......take the f out of way...

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ah get the fuk out the way?
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