I thought masturbation was bad because you'll go to hell?
no the glasses work as a condom.
Yeah I have theses really little hairs and glasses. Time to cut back methinks.
I have a furry penis. Have I sinned?
Its probably rubbed off of your palms.
it might have come from my dog's mouth.
Where on earth did you get this?
I'm a little peeved as to why this is still open though as I posted something similar and had the thread deleted by a feminist moderator, and I was given warning points which led to me being banned.