Steps In Beating Masturbation Watch

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I thought masturbation was bad because you'll go to hell?
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(Original post by Fluent in Lies)
I thought masturbation was bad because you'll go to hell?
Not to mention growing hair on your hands and going blind.
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Not to mention growing hair on your hands and going blind.
really? :eek:
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Not to mention growing hair on your hands and going blind.
Is requiring glasses a warning sign?
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no the glasses work as a condom.
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(Original post by BlueAngel)
really? :eek:
That's what Ive been told. I must do it enough to stop hairs from growing though.

(Original post by Fluent in Lies)
Is requiring glasses a warning sign?
Probably. I wear glasses.
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I've got some hair on my hands and my eyes aren't quite as good as they used to be :eek:
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Yeah I have theses really little hairs and glasses. Time to cut back methinks.
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I have a furry penis. Have I sinned?
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I have a furry penis. Have I sinned?
Sounds like you have and a lot at that to actually get fur.
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Its probably rubbed off of your palms.
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it might have come from my dog's mouth.
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(Original post by Fluent in Lies)
Its probably rubbed off of your palms.
Maybe...

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it might have come from my dog's mouth.
Well dogs rarely have fur in their mouths so it sounds more like some kind of fungus or FiL's suggestion.
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Well dogs rarely have fur in their mouths so it sounds more like some kind of fungus or FiL's suggestion.
Oh no. My dog is a sinner too.
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Do you wanna know what I believe about Christianity and masturbation?
I believe it isn't all that bad for females.
God got annoyed when someone masturbated in the Bible because he spilt his semen on the floor. And this wasted one of Gods creations which could be used for a life.

Women have no such thing happen to them.
He wasn't masturbating - he pulled out from his brother's wife, or something, thus stopping her getting his children. That's why it was wrong, he was disobeying the law that you have to give your brother's widow heirs if he dies childless, or something. Nothing to do with masturbating. His name was Onan. Onanism means masturbation.
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are you religious?
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Where on earth did you get this?
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Quality stuff.

I'm a little peeved as to why this is still open though as I posted something similar and had the thread deleted by a feminist moderator, and I was given warning points which led to me being banned.

Oh well.
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