the person below has heard of breaking benjamin
tpb wnats to know my real name and i want to know theres
no. im really very sane.
tpb wants a glass of wine
the person below me wan't to nect some pints and go dancin...
false...a coffee please, white, no sugar, choc sprinkles & marshmellows would be nice too..
tpbm is scratching their head as they thought they saw the eyeball (of their bald neighbour) peeping through the eye of the painting (of themselves) on the wall, but has realised since that it can't be their eye as the one they saw was green & their neighbour has blue eyes
true!! omg how did u know?
tpb has a REALLY annoying flatmate
thp me has just eaten chips lol: cant think of nfn
tpbm is reliving some form of recurring deja-vu experience, to be exact they are feeling suicidal over a ***** of a coursework that has to be handed in tomorrow to their fingerless eco teacher
um no, i handed in my last coursework EVER today!
tpb is very happy for me
no! tpb you is slackerbeeatch!!!
tpb wants to come and rescue slackerbeeatch from slightly murderous sounding eh_crimbo
tehehehahahaakakakakaaaaaaahahah aaaa *evil sounding eh_crimbo style laugh that sends shivers down the spines of many...* false...
tpbm is has just laughed so hard, they coughed up their liver, which they have now decided to turn into pate & eat with jacobs cream crackers...mmm......
ewwww!!! false! im saving my liver for you... come and try and get it!
tpb is gonna tell me how to defend myself
true (well...my ticklish parts are my left temple & my elbows *lies between her teeth...so to speak...*)
tpbm has watched Snatch & is thinking how luvly brad pitt would be as a distraction from economics cwk...ahem aka the *****...
mmmmm brad pitt........ u should watch fight club next, he all manly and crazy and stuff....
tpb is gonna not do anymore homework tonight...
but has decided against it because of the incredible lack of funds left in my overdraft
tpb has only written 18 words in the past hour
the person below is watching eating beans..
i dont even kno what eating beans is.....
tpb dislikes doctor pepper quite intensly!!