A little help/Few ideas needed (slightly dirty mind required).....

Right, you sexys, I'm hoping you might be able to help. :wink:

I'm in an orchestra. Our residential is coming up and myself and my friend are thinking we're going to make t-shirts for some peeps! :eek:

So far we have:

Trombonists do it in 7 different positons
Trombonists do it with extra lubrication
Tuba players blow harder, finger fast and tongue quick
Sax kitten (saxaphone)
Horny babe (French horn)
Don't blame me, blame my G string (for stringists)
Feel my bottom (for me and my bass habits...)

We need more one liners either to do with strings or bowing or could even strech to left hand and right hand type thing? Also need for woodwind, blowing etc. :smile:

Flo (friend) and I have drawn a blank. :frown:

Any ideas...? Love you allllll, lots :adore:

Reply 1

Archkinkist

My dear you need the kink warriors! Our first assignment! :biggrin:

Let me get the others.

Reply 2

K@

OP

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Eeeeeeeeeeee *excited*!!!

Reply 3

Archkinkist

It would help to have a list of instruments also. But your so far stuff is impressive.

Piano players are masters of fingering (well we all are)
Flautists blow holes-it's their job
Triangle players are bent
Cymbalists have the biggest bounciest ones

I'll keep updating this post as ideas come.

Reply 4

Archkinkist

Xylophonists bang long hard things all night

Reply 5

Juno

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MrSornia

Xylophonists bang long hard things all night

Or maybe just "I'm good at banging"

Reply 6

Archkinkist

This is an ideal place for potential recruitment!

(Whoever) makes sound spill out everywhere

Reply 7

K@

OP

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Oooo, you guys are GOOOOD! :kiss:

We need more for stings, flute, oboe, percussion (some of which above will be useful).

Love you soooo much!!!!

Reply 8

Archkinkist

Drummers keep their sticks in great condition

Reply 9

Archkinkist

Oboeists go ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhh (lol beacuse of the name of course)
Celloists can handle whoppers with banjo strings :eek:

Reply 10

Archkinkist

I can pluck all day with my left hand

Reply 11

Archkinkist

bassing_kat

Oooo, you guys are GOOOOD! :kiss:

We need more for stings, flute, oboe, percussion (some of which above will be useful).

Love you soooo much!!!!

You ain't too bad; by chance do you have that softy darrrset accent? Cos that's a nice one.

Reply 12

minimo

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Oboeists do it with doubles.
(Double reeds)

Reply 13

Archkinkist

Triangle players are the kinkiest of all (the bends in triangle of course this one is better than other one.)
Woodwinders will drool at anything
Woodwind-that's just kinky on it's own

Reply 14

Archkinkist

Better is oboeists take 2 at a time.

Reply 15

K@

OP

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Eeee, keep em comin'.....in the nicest way possible.

Darrrrset, no, but I can do. I'm originally from London and moved here when I was 8...

I do say bath not barth and grass not grarse though if ya get me?

*dunno*

Reply 16

Archkinkist

I took off my g string-this generated a lot of noise.

Reply 17

Archkinkist

bassing_kat

Eeee, keep em comin'.....in the nicest way possible.

Darrrrset, no, but I can do. I'm originally from London and moved here when I was 8...

I do say bath not barth and grass not grarse though if ya get me?

*dunno*

Never mind then :redface: