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Gerbils, are furry friends

I bought a gerbil
at the petting zoo
If richard grear can do it
I can too
I get undress
I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooo, gerbil, go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing i forgot about
How am i supposed to get you out...

So now my gerbil is on easy street
It's more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
Got to find a way to get him out of his hole
I tried crobars i tried wires
I almost had him with a pair of plyers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Goooo, gerbil, go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
(Random unintelligible nonesense)

I'm getting drunk (alone) tonight by the way: you have been warned!
Riiiggghhhht...
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Riiiggghhhht...

Damn straight

Bah bup bah
@CoolCavy just LOVES these tiny creatures, don't you? :rolleyes:
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@CoolCavy just LOVES these tiny creatures, don't you? :rolleyes:

Nope i love guinea pigs and please dont bump old threads :smile:

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