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i've had a nonstop erection for 3 days now. three Goddamn days

im not even joking. its very difficult for me to move around, especially around the house, and can't find myself going out or anything.

im not even aroused in the slightest. itss just up and it seriously won't go. is this **** even normal?
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As I understand it, a priapism (an erection which won't go away) can be a relatively serious medical problem, or be caused by something fairly serious. If I were you I'd seek proper medical advice straight away!
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(Original post by Anonymous)
i've had a nonstop erection for 3 days now. three Goddamn days

im not even joking. its very difficult for me to move around, especially around the house, and can't find myself going out or anything.

im not even aroused in the slightest. itss just up and it seriously won't go. is this **** even normal?
Your bladder'll explode shortly then.
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Did you take, erm, uppers? Anyway, go see a doctor, (s)he'll be able to relieve you of your condition I expect. That must be pretty horrendous. I take it you've tried knocking one out?
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Anonymous #1
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no i didnt take anything.

i dont want to see doctor or anyone cuz its very embarasing.

it really does hurt and im urinating razor blades.
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lol aww poor you, if you have a girlfriend go see her!
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Go and see someone about it. That is the only way it is going to be sorted. Forget about embarassment, IF this is something serious, then your health is slightly more important than your pride at the moment.

Please see someone about it...
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You've got priapism which needs urgent medical attention! Get over your embarrasment and get to hospital quick!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

All the information you could need. As many people have said already and as described in wikipedia this could be serious, so see someone!
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Anonymous #1
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I Will Not Let Them Remove My Penis!
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Thats only a last resort. Just get it checked out...
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I Will Not Let Them Remove My Penis!
hahaha this made me laugh so much, they will probably just give some stuff that is like reverse viagra.
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"Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal."

now go to the hospital now unless you want that to happen and your penis to lose its function or worse being removed....go!
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"Should all else fail, complete removal of the penis is necessary."
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Anonymous #1
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right now im sitting in my darkened room, right eyes twitching slightly (losing sleep over this) and clutching my penis.

and im not letting go.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
right now im sitting in my darkened room, right eyes twitching slightly (losing sleep over this) and clutching my penis.

and im not letting go.
Hahaha my god, you got any baggy jeans? :p:
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Anonymous #2
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my boyfriend says that if he's got an erection and he doesnt *** then he'll have a boner all day, have you tried that?
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my boners usualy go after like 10 mins of inactivity but ive had this for AGES.

tried wankin myself stupid but that didnt work. only hrut.
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Do you live with some mates? Because they might be putting viagra in your morning orange juice as a wind up.
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(Original post by Elipsis)
hahaha this made me laugh so much, they will probably just give some stuff that is like reverse viagra.
Reverse Viagra.... ^o)
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