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Sunday morning, 9am got up for a p*ss, still tired a slammed myself back into bed and dozed for two hours -not caring what parts l put pressure on... Woke up 11.10 and found l had a massive ejaculation. l didn't want parents to know -l'm over 18 so l'm passed the 'wet dream' stage, so in a panic l soaked my shorts, dried them on the radiator -thus getting the worst off- and snuck them into the family wash-basket.

Was this the right/wrong thing, what would you have done?? Bearing in mind l cannot use the washing machine
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haha, well I dont live at home so I dont have that problem, cant say Ive ever had a wet dream either.

I guess Id do what you did though,
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Sunday morning, 9am got up for a p*ss, still tired a slammed myself back into bed and dozed for two hours -not caring what parts l put pressure on... Woke up 11.10 and found l had a massive ejaculation. l didn't want parents to know -l'm over 18 so l'm passed the 'wet dream' stage, so in a panic l soaked my shorts, dried them on the radiator -thus getting the worst off- and snuck them into the family wash-basket.

Was this the right/wrong thing, what would you have done?? Bearing in mind l cannot use the washing machine
Its perfectly fine.
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Learn to use the washing machine? Mummy can't do it for you forever.
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what would you have done??
Personally I would have washed them myself and then gone down the pub/gone to work and told the lads a funny story that happened to me today.
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I would have ritually burnt the shorts (whilst dancing around the fire naked), then I would have hired a boat and buried the ashes as sea all as a form of sacrifice to the Greek god of erections. I would have done all this in the hope that he would grant me virility well into my 80s. Well... either that or put them in the washing machine. Not sure which actually. I have quite a busy timetable this week so perhaps the latter.
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I would have ritually burnt the shorts (whilst dancing around the fire naked), then I would have hired a boat and buried the ashes as sea all as a form of sacrifice to the Greek god of erections. I would have done all this in the hope that he would grant me virility well into my 80s. Well... either that or put them in the washing machine. Not sure which actually. I have quite a busy timetable this week so perhaps the latter.
:toofunny: Yeah, that's just what I was about to suggest...:p:
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omfg thats a serious sign of repressed sexual desire and u should get laid asap to stop this abnormal behaviour happening again.

i have a few male friends who have had similar "issues" and i beleive the ritual pants burning works :rofl:
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Just learn how to use the washing machine.

Simple, really.
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Just learn how to use the washing machine.

Simple, really.
ah but then how do u explain to the dreaded mother your strange desire to wash your own clothes?
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ah but then how do u explain to the dreaded mother your strange desire to wash your own clothes?
Volunteer to wash them for the whole house? That way you're doing everyone a favour.
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You are over 18 and cant use a washing machine? :rolleyes:
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An interesting thread this...certainly breaks the mould. Good work
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ah but then how do u explain to the dreaded mother your strange desire to wash your own clothes?
"Mum. I think it's time that I learned to be a domesticated modern man, who is capable of doing simple household chores?"

Though that might open a can of worms - like learning to iron your clothes and god forbid, cooking :rolleyes:
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Hahahahaha!

Don't worry about it!

I've never had a wet dream, i personally would have wore them for a bit to sry them off...hahaha

So yours was a more hygenic way!
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"Mum. I think it's time that I learned to be a domesticated modern man, who is capable of doing simple household chores?"

Though that might open a can of worms - like learning to iron your clothes and god forbid, cooking :rolleyes:
hehe if my bro offered to do the washing my mum would be wondering why he was sucking up lol.
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Learn to use the washing machine? Mummy can't do it for you forever.
:congrats: Seriously, why can't you all do your own washing?
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it really ISN'T hard to put a sheet in the washing machine, put in a block of washing powder in the slot and press "quick wash" or "small load" or "40 degrees" or whatever! god, grow up!
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and i think you mother will be wise to the fact the every now and then semen appears on bedsheets.
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if you're concerned about the reason, just say you spilt some coffee on the sheets, or coke or something like that, and that you figured it was time to learn to use the washing machine. its only half a lie then.
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