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Since returning home i've consumed a brick of homemade brown bread and it has physically incapacitated me. I fell off my bed about 3 minutes ago and I am still lying where I landed, as I don't have the will power to stand up (thank god for laptops). Mmmm but it was so very worth it.....just
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wow, i can say that has never happened to me!
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I've eaten so much that if I had been able to move I would have been sick all over the place....best to lie very very still in those situations
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That is called gluttony and is a sin.
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Mmmm, sin
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Homer esq! I love it.

I've just eaten a dairy full of brie.

Feel a wee bit sick.
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erm...probally........but i cant remember
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I ate some tubocurarine cake which left me immobile.
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Well not to the extent that I've haven't been able to move but I've come very very close...not the best feeling really...
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(Original post by Robin*Hood)
Since returning home i've consumed a brick of homemade brown bread and it has physically incapacitated me. I fell off my bed about 3 minutes ago and I am still lying where I landed, as I don't have the will power to stand up (thank god for laptops). Mmmm but it was so very worth it.....just
Ah, that special feeling. I get it every christmas and my advice to you, from experience, is to stay where you are until morning, then proceed with caution to the bathroom because the next stage of your condition is usually dysentry .
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nei...

there's no point in eating too much...
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(Original post by Fluent in Lies)
I ate some tubocurarine cake which left me immobile.
:rofl:

Remind me to rep you.
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Years ago, went to a friend's bday party at Pizza Hut. Twas very exciting, cos i'd never been before. Steadily ate for a few hours, and was in physical pain when it came to leaving...(i mean, the sight of that unfinished garlic bread brought me to tears....) No but really, my belly was so full, had real trouble moving.
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Yes, a few days ago, after eating too much Greek yogurt! The more I moved, the closer I was to throwing up! So, I just sat still, taking deep breaths and swallowing a lot.
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