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Reply 1
ice pack?
lol, ye you have to be careful with them. the best thing could be pressure, to try to stop any bleeding happening internal. otherwise maybe try some cold peas
Reply 3
ha ha sorry I cnt help but laugh im imagining someone with there top off with peas on there boobs sorry lol
Reply 4
:eek: naughty boyfriend
How do you actually give someone a love bite?
Reply 6
with a hoover
Reply 7
Lauren Hart
lol, ye you have to be careful with them. the best thing could be pressure, to try to stop any bleeding happening internal. otherwise maybe try some cold peas


pressure? :frown: it hurts too much to put any pressure on it, and the ice thing or frozen peas or whatever doesn't work because they make my nipples, erm, solidify which hurts even more!! lol, it is quite an amusing situation i suppose, although it is so painful :frown:
not much u can do about it. germoline is good for numbing stuff tho and vitamin c will help it heal faster
Reply 9
The Mudman
How do you actually give someone a love bite?


suck the flesh between the teeth; they're so tacky but feel sooo good :smile:
lazza
with a hoover


If you didn't admit your love of the yeah yeah yeahs, I may have been forced to shun you... :p:
Reply 11
it would have been funny if you had tried though
grace
suck the flesh between the teeth; they're so tacky but feel sooo good :smile:


When I was little, my mum told me they caused cancer, so I shouldn't ever give/recieve them! :toofunny:

And since its taken me till now to get a girlfriend... But dear God was she worth the wait :love:
lazza
it would have been funny if you had tried though


*shun*
Reply 14
The Mudman
When I was little, my mum told me they caused cancer, so I shouldn't ever give/recieve them! :toofunny:

And since its taken me till now to get a girlfriend... But dear God was she worth the wait :love:


i've heard that too...do you reckon it's true?! :eek: and aaaaawww congrats on the lovely gf :smile:
grace
i've heard that too...do you reckon it's true?! :eek: and aaaaawww congrats on the lovely gf :smile:


:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :love: Thanks!

Nah, it's just something to scare us into not having big horrible bruises on any number of body parts...
Reply 16
tell ur doctor to check it out... is ur doc male
lol
:biggrin:
Reply 17
The Mudman
*shun*


but i am the reincarnation of karen o. you do not shun me
lazza
but i am the reincarnation of karen o. you do not shun me


:eek: The ultimate dilemma!!

*long pause* ........ OK, I relent... :p:
Bruises don't take that long to fade as long as you're healthy with a good immune system.

Try dabbing a little Witch Hazel on the bruises though - it's cooling and makes bruises fade quickly. Plus, I think it smells gorgeous...