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1. The green man

What is the average diameter of a watermelon?

and antidisestablishmentariaLism is not a word. antidisestablishmentariaNism is a word.
2. (Original post by trina)
The green man

What is the avergae diameter of a watermelon?
it is equal to the mean of the bacon slicer

2+2=x
Useing the above, calculate y^2
3. Its 23.492 (to 3 d.p) stupid

How do you make pasta?
4. (Original post by trina)
Its 23.492 (to 3 d.p) stupid

How do you make pasta?
3 teaspoons of Toast 2 knobs (as in phallic shapes) of unmeltable butter and poach it all together

when do you need to pee?
5. when do you need to pee?
when something costs 99p and u only have 97p!

How many legs on a chair?
6. As many as a piece of string

How Loud is LOUD?
7. (Original post by A_ndy_)
As many as a piece of string

How Loud is LOUD?
A great looking myspace user

the london banks are dead. Why?
8. They forgot to paint their fingernails.

Define a 'solvent.'
9. (Original post by Helzerel)
They forgot to paint their fingernails.

Define a 'solvent.'
Someone related to Sherlock

Dude, Where's my cat? Or Dog for that matter?
10. Dude, it's by your car...

11. (Original post by lil_lee)

lord only knows!

Dude, wheres my God?
12. Hiding in Marks and spencers

Wheres michael Jackson?
13. (Original post by A_ndy_)
Hiding in Marks and spencers

Wheres michael Jackson?
I dunno, but id tell your brother to watch his back.

Theres my Car. Where are the wingmirrors?
14. (Original post by MR_JR)
I dunno, but id tell your brother to watch his back.

Theres my Car. Where are the wingmirrors?
On the vain magpie.

Where are my pancakes?
15. Up your bum, round the corner, picking daisies.

Wheres my mama gone?
16. Back to Basics

17. It's better than sticking knitting needles in your eyes...

When did the spirit of Christmas die?
18. Friday 26th March

where do babies come from?
19. 1534, Henry VIII beheaded it.

Why have cotton when you could have silk?
20. (Original post by dreamy_girl)
Friday 26th March

where do babies come from?
Noel Edmunds

How many roads must a man walk down?

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