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    What is the average diameter of a watermelon?

    and antidisestablishmentariaLism is not a word. antidisestablishmentariaNism is a word.
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    (Original post by trina)
    The green man

    What is the avergae diameter of a watermelon?
    it is equal to the mean of the bacon slicer



    2+2=x
    Useing the above, calculate y^2
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    Its 23.492 (to 3 d.p) stupid

    How do you make pasta?
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    (Original post by trina)
    Its 23.492 (to 3 d.p) stupid

    How do you make pasta?
    3 teaspoons of Toast 2 knobs (as in phallic shapes) of unmeltable butter and poach it all together


    when do you need to pee?
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    when do you need to pee?
    when something costs 99p and u only have 97p!

    How many legs on a chair?
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    As many as a piece of string

    How Loud is LOUD?
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    (Original post by A_ndy_)
    As many as a piece of string

    How Loud is LOUD?
    A great looking myspace user


    the london banks are dead. Why?
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    They forgot to paint their fingernails.

    Define a 'solvent.'
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    (Original post by Helzerel)
    They forgot to paint their fingernails.

    Define a 'solvent.'
    Someone related to Sherlock :cool:

    Dude, Where's my cat? Or Dog for that matter?
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    Dude, it's by your car...

    Dude, where's your car?!
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    (Original post by lil_lee)
    Dude, it's by your car...

    Dude, where's your car?!
    lord only knows!

    Dude, wheres my God?
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    Hiding in Marks and spencers

    Wheres michael Jackson?
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    (Original post by A_ndy_)
    Hiding in Marks and spencers

    Wheres michael Jackson?
    I dunno, but id tell your brother to watch his back.


    Theres my Car. Where are the wingmirrors?
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    I dunno, but id tell your brother to watch his back.


    Theres my Car. Where are the wingmirrors?
    On the vain magpie.

    Where are my pancakes?
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    Up your bum, round the corner, picking daisies.


    Wheres my mama gone?
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    Back to Basics

    Why stick your tongue out?
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    It's better than sticking knitting needles in your eyes...

    When did the spirit of Christmas die?
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    Friday 26th March

    where do babies come from?
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    1534, Henry VIII beheaded it.

    Why have cotton when you could have silk?
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    (Original post by dreamy_girl)
    Friday 26th March

    where do babies come from?
    Noel Edmunds

    How many roads must a man walk down?
 
 
 
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