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hobo is a tree and homo is it's twin tree

What is book
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(Original post by Mademoiselle Dee-chau-nelle)
hobo is a tree and homo is it's twin tree

What is book
a man's best friend... and inside of a book, its too dark to read




why does stuff drop out of my pocket when i put it in there?
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(Original post by Mademoiselle Dee-chau-nelle)
hobo is a tree and homo is it's twin tree

What is book
"Book" has replaced the function of the word "cool" after the widespread use of predictive typing in text messages means that typing the key combination for "cool", that being 2665, returns "book". And generation X is too f**king lazy to change it.

Who wrote the Bible?
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Moses

Why does my computer smell of cabbage?
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(Original post by Juwel)
"Book" has replaced the function of the word "cool" after the widespread use of predictive typing in text messages means that typing the key combination for "cool", that being 2665, returns "book". And generation X is too f**king lazy to change it.

Who wrote the Bible?
Ozzy Ozbourne




Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
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Moses

Why does my computer smell of cabbage?
Because it's a fridge you idiot!!!

What does that mean?
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becuase u it likes cyber sex with vegetables

is bondage neccessary?
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(Original post by anjurdsg)
Ozzy Ozbourne




Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
terrorists can be prosecuted.
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becuase u it likes cyber sex with vegetables

is bondage neccessary?
if its a cat



what bit my balls?
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your cat

does it like handcuffs
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oops. forgot to ask a qstn.

errr...why did i eat three bags of crisps today?

i already know the answer to that one , but someone can write something mildly offensive anyhoo.
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because pigs are sexy.
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Your mutant crab lice

Why do people eat bacon?
because bacon cant eat them



why does my neighbour's room smell of turd?
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Eternity Forever
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tyre is good

Who is that person outside my house
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Your nan

Why is there a painting on my wall?
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(Original post by Mademoiselle Dee-chau-nelle)
tyre is good

Who is that person outside my house
You, duuh.

Why am I inside your house?
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(Original post by Mademoiselle Dee-chau-nelle)
tyre is good

Who is that person outside my house

me.

how embarrassing.
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Your nan

Why is there a painting on my wall?
coz it cant get off the wall


do you like regular porn?
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Becuause I lick mooses.

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