hobo is a tree and homo is it's twin tree
What is book
Why does my computer smell of cabbage?
becuase u it likes cyber sex with vegetables
is bondage neccessary?
does it like handcuffs
oops. forgot to ask a qstn.
errr...why did i eat three bags of crisps today?
i already know the answer to that one , but someone can write something mildly offensive anyhoo.
tyre is good
Who is that person outside my house
Why is there a painting on my wall?
Becuause I lick mooses.
How old am I?