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becuase if they bobbed it front to back they would be woodpeckers.

why is a glass half empty if its half full?
because 2+2=5



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tisnt brown - tis white

if teflons non-stick how does it stick to the pan?
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because the pan is not non-stick, and they both have to be non-stick for it not to stick. (wtf??)

why does life suck sometimes?
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don't be silly.

how long is a piece of string?
Sorry i just had to answer this, Twice as long as half its length.
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because the pan is not non-stick, and they both have to be non-stick for it not to stick. (wtf??)

why does life suck sometimes?
because mice rule the world and we are their desolate slaves

how many penguins does it take to change a lightbulb?
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4 when they consume soya sauce as it charges up their flippers.

Do you like Marmite?
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Its ugly

Is my head star-shaped?
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Is my head star-shaped?
rang-dang-diggidy-dang-a-dang

Why is my second toe longer than my big toe?
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because you head is bigger than your leg

why have i only just got up?
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Because you were out all night.

Why Turks are still alive?
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because if they werent alive then the apple would be rotten

why is there blu tack on my moniter?
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because it just is.



if a tortoise hasn't got a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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its a newt

why is a fullstop round??
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its smelly

if i ate a sock would i be crazy?
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no but you would have to be quarantined for 15 and a half days


why do clouds look like sheep?
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because they are legless sheep

why is grass green?
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because the devil stole god's red crayon

why did willy wonka go into the chocalate making business??
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because he wasnt good at prostitution

why are shampoo bubbles always white?
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They aren't...you just can't see the black ones

Why does chicken skin taste so damn fine?
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because they used cocoa flavoured baby milk from the body shop

who put an s in lisp
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