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    because if it tasted thick you would be eating wood

    why does epilatiing hurt?
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    (Original post by nina_100)
    because they used cocoa flavoured baby milk from the body shop

    who put an s in lisp
    there si no s in lisp - tis a th

    why do pigs smell?
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    tehe!

    because their snout is huuuge

    why do lions roar
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    The miaow doesn't scare gazelles.

    Why do i have a parrot sticker on my forehead?
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    because if they barked they would be dogs

    why do i want creme eggs?
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    I don't know, I'm not you.

    Why is the colour purple associated with regality?
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    "because the colour red is associated with blood" (wtf??)

    Why is the name "Mohammed" the most popular in the world?
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    because if it was pink they would be little baby girls....

    do you worship satan?
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    because god colours with crayons

    Edit: (oh, i thought it said why do you worship Satan... so I guess the answer is yes?? )

    how many lemons can fit in a hedgrow??
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    none

    Comment tu t'appelles? :p:
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    Trombone the saxophone!

    Et toi?
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    moo
    why is the sky blue?
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    Because pigs fly.

    What is the capital of Australia?
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    (Original post by Helzerel)
    Because pigs fly.

    What is the capital of Australia?
    A

    Why can't you always see through the sea?
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    because someone like you pooed in it, hence making it opaque.

    Why am i so damn lazy sometimes???
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    because if you werent lazy then you wouldnt be bright (wtf???)

    why dont i like decision?
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    Because it rhymes with 'tradition.'

    Why are apples healthy?
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    because if they werent then they would be pancakes


    are calculators boring?
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    are they not?
    will I live until I am 100?
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    if you dont die when you are younger than 100

    why does the sky go black when it rains?
 
 
 
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