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    its angry it forgot it's raincoat

    Why are blonds stupid?
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    because if they werent stupid then they would be brunette

    why do cows moo?
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    to power the jetpacks used by penguins to conquer Mars

    who ate all the pies?
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    so that kids can call them moo moos

    how do you know that Londons the capital of England?
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    because thats where the queen's dog ***** the most!

    what time is it?
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    freckle past hair

    did you know that tomatoes are a fruit?
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    I don't think oranges would agree!

    Does marmite taste nice with beans?
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    it depends what they have been eating!

    what happens when you find a penny?
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    youve just lost it

    why do you always seem to loose a pound instead of 5p?
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    you should take it to the local police station

    whats cleverer meer cats or dandelions?

    sorry misst because pounds are more outdoorsie :confused:
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    danadelions make me itch

    why do dogs chaes cats?
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    so that mice can concentrate on maths

    why is blood red
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    because if it was yellow we would be dead

    why do we have skin?
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    so the streets don't get full of blood, and so it doesn't splat everywhere

    which is better: an orange or a banana, and why?
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    a strawberry coz its red

    why are innocent smoothies innocent?
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    (Original post by misst)
    a strawberry coz its red

    why are innocent smoothies innocent?
    Because they are

    Why is the above answer stupid?
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    because

    why?
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    because it is
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    Or isn't, who knows?

    Do dimmer switches make the bulb last longer?
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    Only if you keep it dimmed.

    Do all men wish they were women?
 
 
 
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