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    You have a bad date and four words to get rid of them, what would you choose?? :p:

    [saw this on myspace and the answers were good but, I reckon TSR can do better than a bunch of idiots from my old school ]
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    I wouldn't really say this as I don't swear, but I think "**** off you ****" would work quite well.
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    Cya Later, im off.....
    My Dog Just Died....
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    Loving the "**** off you ****" :rofl:

    But we can do better than this!! :p:

    How about - "Nope, I've seen bigger" :rofl:
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    Am I that desperate?
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    From now on DIY.
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    I've seen prettier a*seholes

    You are a dog

    I hate fat chicks

    Tell me you're gay?

    For Gods' sake, no...
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    its you, not me
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    (Original post by bouncy)
    its you, not me
    :rofl:

    Now leave me alone.
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    freak alert! freak alert!

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    Technically, it's not alive...

    Technically, it's not (enter possibly extremely offensive illegal activity here I refuse to say in fear of being banned)

    Technically, you're DAMNED ugly...
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    (Original post by bouncy)
    its you, not me
    Haha!! You sound like you have experience!!
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    (Original post by SilverWings)
    Haha!! You sound like you have experience!!
    Nope not at all...

    Im actually gay/straight/dead*, sorry.

    *delete as applicable...
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    After a romantic first dinner:

    Now suck me, biatch.
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    (Original post by hugatree)
    After a romantic first dinner:

    Now suck me, biatch.
    or change the word biatch to something else.... :rofl:
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    I no speak english
    I don't wanna kill...(I need to carry this on)
    you but I will
    I'm married to the sea (one over)
    I'm not gay...but I'll learn
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    I'm not gay...yet
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    I like these from the thing off myspace:

    Let's go rape kids

    Ever tried golden showers?? :rofl:

    How fit is she?!

    I have genital warts :p:

    Do you do anal?? :rofl:
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    Haha!! How about:

    I study Computer Science

    :rofl:

    [yes, I'm allowed, as it's taking the piss out of myself ]
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    Sucky sucky five dollar
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    I am Jesus Christ
 
 
 
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