Big Nipples Watch

The Ninja
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(Original post by segat1)
Mmm nipply.
Ya wha?!?!!! (Yes, madam?)
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Makky_Legend
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I lurve the nipple...wtf?
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How big are we talking here? I mean...how big can they get?
But no, I personally wouldn't mind bigger nipples....now thats a sentence I never thought I would have written down.
About the beer bellies...if moderate they are totally acceptable.
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As big as DINNER PLATES....the bigger the nipple, the harder they fall
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Big Fat Mel
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Bigger actually and a nipple is a buoyancy aid rather than something that would make you fall Makky, elementary mistake there.
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I think you will find that the nipple structure is comprised mainly from iron. In fact, at his death in 1964, "Big Nipple" Jim (as he was more fondly known) was found to have well over 2.4 molecular tonnes of iron-hardened nipples.

www.iron-nipplejim.net
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Big Fat Mel
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Molar tonnes Makky. Moreover, Jim's theories have been widely discredited, especially by Professor Blucher who suggests that the nipple is actually a symbiotic, cheese based organism.
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Makky_Legend
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An interesting theory no doubt Mel, but may i remind you that Professor Blucher is now widely discredited, and disgraced by his shocking thesis that the human phallus is none other than a strange viral salami
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Big Fat Mel
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I myself was disturbed by that revelation - it seems that Prof. Blucher is more interested in food products than in tissues. Nevertheless, her research on the nipple was thorough and I have yet to be convinced that it is anything but cheese.
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(Original post by Big Fat Mel)
I disturbed - seems that Prof. Blucher is her nipple and I have yet to be convinced that it is anything but cheese.
Perhaps. . .may i recommend a little bread with that?
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Big Fat Mel
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Bread and nipples!! Clearly you did not read the latest New Scientist which outlined the problems and potential drawbacks of introducing snack-like materials around organs, let's just say there can be explosive consequences which can be messy and embarrassing for the bread-eater involved.
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