"I wonder what I shall do, now that Mark Oaten no longer requires a rent boy?"
When auditioning for a role in "Desperate Housewives" one young gentleman was accused of being rather overqualified for the job.
dude, when I said 'something more comfortable' I meant trackie bottoms or something
Osama's amazing disguise was thwarted by him not remembering to change his trousers.
and this is definitely just for your own use?
it was amazing the lengths Martin would go to get to those half price drinks on ladies night
Jimmy heard the Rocky Horror Picture show Auditions were coming to town.
Ok Thats enough for one night.
Does my bum look big in this?
"This is it," Tommy thought excitedly, "and this time, I'm bringing the big guns out..."
"When I said your girlfriend would apreciate you buying a dress for her I didn't mean you to wear it on a date."
"Well something had to distract you from my god-awful pants"
should i have worn the pink?