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"I wonder what I shall do, now that Mark Oaten no longer requires a rent boy?"
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When auditioning for a role in "Desperate Housewives" one young gentleman was accused of being rather overqualified for the job.
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free house for the night: free (funnily :rolleyes: )
enough absinthe to make your mate forget his name: £17.83
gold satine night dress: £13.99
digital camera (shoddy): £89.99
posting pic of said mate in said night dress on the internetriceless
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(Original post by bumblebee9)
When auditioning for a role in "Desperate Housewives" one young gentleman was accused of being rather overqualified for the job.
:rofl:
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dude, when I said 'something more comfortable' I meant trackie bottoms or something
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"I wonder if any other political leaders need a special 'friend' now Mark and I aren't together..."

Meh, I'll try and think of something better later .

-Saruman
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Osama's amazing disguise was thwarted by him not remembering to change his trousers.
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(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
"Tommy's initiation into Her Majesty's Royal Marines gave poignant new meaning to the term 'dress uniform'."
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After watching endless re-runs of Billy Elliot, Jimmy has a shock confession..

(No Idea why Im calling him jimmy.. )
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and this is definitely just for your own use?
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it was amazing the lengths Martin would go to get to those half price drinks on ladies night
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Jimmy heard the Rocky Horror Picture show Auditions were coming to town.

Ok Thats enough for one night.
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(Original post by Hanzing)
Jimmy heard the Rocky Horror Picture show Auditions were coming to town.

Ok Thats enough for one night.
*****! :mad:
I was just about to post:

'but it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane'
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Does my bum look big in this?
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"This is it," Tommy thought excitedly, "and this time, I'm bringing the big guns out..."
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"When I said your girlfriend would apreciate you buying a dress for her I didn't mean you to wear it on a date."
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(Original post by Che!)
"This is it," Tommy thought excitedly, "and this time, I'm bringing the big guns out..."
Kindly desist from obfuscating my finely-drawn characterisation.
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"Well something had to distract you from my god-awful pants"
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So, Who stole my port?
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should i have worn the pink?
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