"it's not you...... it's me"
"With that much booze he'd do anything"
"I am a man wearing a piece of woman's attire. This makes me completely OFF THE WALL, a certified MENTALIST. Love me, PLEASE. Also, there are kangaroo testicles in my mouth."
Wearing the dress, was no where near as humilating as the mouthful of spunk he was trying to conceal
(arg that sounds so bad)
"When he came out of the closet, he brought the dress with him"
Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
'it's too late, dinner's already ruined! you could have at least called!'
And the winner for cross dessers monthly is...
Early reports suggest that the David Irving rescue party has been infiltrated
now...if only i could find my wings and wand
'' i hope i didn't go a bit OTT on the clothes...i still think i look sexy...maybe...''
If you think this looks bad, you should see what the camera'man' is wearing!
"Which part of the word APRON did you not understand?"
What? The dress? I know I know... it makes me look like such a diva!