James hoped his dress sense would draw the eye away from his impending alcoholism.
And you ask why I'm not smiling.
(you wont get this if you havent watched/read 'The shining')
You can never just say I look nice, can you??
''...um.... ermm.... my sister made me wear it!...yeah.... '' *trails off
OMG you copied billybob!!
No, billybob on oxfordgossip.
I think I preferred the sequins, accentuates my eyes...
"For the last time, it's not a dress, it's a unisex overrobe."
"Man makes vain attempt to evade pursuers by hiding behind invisible woman"