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Reply 1
primitivefuture
Ah, thanks.

Are the chicks at Oxford hot?


Well, out of the 4500 female students (at a guess - anyone know the real figure) at \oxford at any one time, I'd imagine there'd be at least some who take your fancy - just don't call them chicks, broads or birds :p:
Well, I have two very powerful quotes that'll get me any girl anytime :smile:

They are:
1.) Hey girl, you're too fine to define.

2.) Is it summer, cause you're hot.

Hope these two quotes come to good use :biggrin:
Reply 3
primitivefuture
Well, I have two very powerful quotes that'll get me any girl anytime :smile:

They are:
1.) Hey girl, you're too fine to define.

2.) Is it summer, cause you're hot.

Hope these two quotes come to good use :biggrin:

This is Oxford you're talking about :wink:
Reply 4
primitivefuture
Well, I have two very powerful quotes that'll get me any girl anytime :smile:

They are:
1.) Hey girl, you're too fine to define.

2.) Is it summer, cause you're hot.

Hope these two quotes come to good use :biggrin:


:laugh:

I'd be in hysterics if someone used one of those on me.
I'd be in hysterics if someone used one of those on me.


LOL, i'd be too if I were a girl.

But statistics prove that these quotes makes a girl attracted to you.
Another powerful quote is:

"I wanna be a derivative, so that I am tangent to your curves."

And another:

"Wanna go back to my room to play some full contact tetris?"
Reply 7
What statistics? I'd love to see you try that over here :wink:
Do you think quote #46 would work? It shows that I am intellectual with knowledge of calculus while at the same time witty. Girls in UK like that, dont they?
Reply 9
primitivefuture
Do you think quote #46 would work? It shows that I am intellectual with knowledge of calculus while at the same time witty. Girls in UK like that, dont they?


It's not original though, I'm afraid - I've heard it before. So anyone could say it. Sorry to disappoint you :p:
Maybe I should read books on how to get laid with Oxford chicks in additions to those game theory books recommended lol....
Reply 11
Girls in England would probably give you a slap if you tried any of those...
Yeah, british girls have more class than American girls..
This is the wrong forum to discuss picking up girls. Most people guys on here are probably too intelligent to pick up girls successfully, over analyse etc.

If you are charming/cute enough you can pick up girls with nearly any cheesy line, just say it with an air of confidence and irony.

Dude are you an anglophile?
Not really, its just that America under Bush sucks,
Reply 15
primitivefuture
Do you think quote #46 would work? It shows that I am intellectual with knowledge of calculus while at the same time witty. Girls in UK like that, dont they?


Yep, I can safely say that the way into a british girl's pants is definitely through calculus. Over here the more maths you chat, the higher your ranking in the herd. Maybe drop in how much you're into Schrodinger's wave equation and spreadsheets, you'll be fighting them off with sticks.
Reply 16
well, from close observation, it appears that most British men try the tactic of getting deliriously drunk -- confusing their ability to impress their mates by downing 8 cans of carlsberg in 10 minutes with an equal ability to impress women.

To be perfectly honest, despite the huge numbers of Americans here at Oxford, your accent will make cheesy lines totally unnecessary.

And yes. I've found the girls here attractive on the whole. But I suppose that depends on your taste in women. If you're looking for tan beach goddesses, you're probably barking up the wrong tree.
Reply 17
zoraster
well, from close observation, it appears that most British men try the tactic of getting deliriously drunk -- confusing their ability to impress their mates by downing 8 cans of carlsberg in 10 minutes with an equal ability to impress women.

To be perfectly honest, despite the huge numbers of Americans here at Oxford, your accent will make cheesy lines totally unnecessary.

And yes. I've found the girls here attractive on the whole. But I suppose that depends on your taste in women. If you're looking for tan beach goddesses, you're probably barking up the wrong tree.


You're just jealous because us British can handle alcohol better than you Yanks....:biggrin:
At least we get laid more.
British girls have a reputation for being easy around europe, especially ibiza.
I think this to do with the vast quantities of alcohol they consume.

Somehow dont think this applies to Oxford girls though.