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share some funny stuff you've heard people say or have said yourself
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share some funny stuff you've heard people say or have said yourself
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share some funny stuff you've heard people say or have said yourself
A gem from someone in my science group last year...

"We did it really scientifically, with the upside down thingy."
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'i'll just whizz round the room on my broomstick' - my psychology teacher this afternoon
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i may have black hair but i do think like a blonde
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share some funny stuff you've heard people say or have said yourself

not so much what ive heard people say, but i found it amusing anyways

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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(Original post by love_4_ducks)
not so much what ive heard people say, but i found it amusing anyways

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
Nice collection. I too have made some interesting observations, but I wouldn't share them here!
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i have many a beauty of things said by myself and others!
to mention a few,

"how high can you get it in one pump?" (he was refering to a swing!!!!)

"isnt cardiff in scotland?" - - > not mine!!!

" not all lamas have 2 heads" - - > only recently did i discover actually no lamas have two heads! at the grand age of 17!

"michael jackson used to be black????" -----> personally i find that worse than lamas!

cant think of the rest but there are many all from people im at school with! and were supposed to be the cream of the school
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and also stopped at little chef at a service station to use the loo, with mate and her mum. the waitress coems and says would u like a table. my mates mum says
no thankyou, we cant fit it in the car
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not so much what ive heard people say, but i found it amusing anyways...
ahem, isnt this one of the dammned forward emails? still very funny!
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'Anyone can deal with hungryness' - Politics teacher

'This poem is orgasmic'
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Put wood in't oil

Were you born in a barn
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"are you coming to my party?"

"definitely yeah, maybe" - Hagrid
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Were you born in a barn[/QUOTE]

oooo i love that 1 hee hee
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My GCSE maths teacher used love saying the words tiddley-push...not sure what it means....!
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'That dog aint a shitsu'

'Yes it is'

'No, A shitsu is a zoo with no animals in'
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chicken!!!
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chicken!!!
oh no.... woof!
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oh no.... woof!
you know u love it
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you know u love it
i suppose so

i like sayin "grrr" and "wooo" alot but thats not very funny or weird
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