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My mate got one of those soppy chain e-mails, and since he was in an aggravated annoyed raging mood he chose to reply to the comments in it. His replies are in bold below. This is bloody hilarious, I actually laughed out loud!

Read Slowly...
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?
No I haven't.

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
Too many teenage hormones. Love is something that develops from a long-term relationship such as marriage, so technically it should never be difficult once you know the person that well.

If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.
Flip a coin

Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?
If you're not a couple in the first place, then what is their to lose? Friendship? lolol

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
No it dont: your brain does that

You can't tell your heart what to do.
Obviously

It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.
Obviously otherwise you'd die

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?
No

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all.
No. I just cant be bothered to care too much.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?
No, if you have then you need some self-esteem, this is all too dawson's creek.

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
Why else would we tell lies?

But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
No it dont, it goes away, thats the point of the lie in the first place

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Jump where?

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.
I'm not

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?
Gees how many times can you fall in love? As I said, its something that grows, not some nancy pancy american teenage hormone fest.

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
Leave them a message

*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
Nothing, If i cant have them, then what would be the point in doing anything?

*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*
Errrr.....Its not my style

If you care about me as much as I care about you you will send this back
Says who?
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On the subject of crappy chain emails I got this one today which entertained me for about 5 minutes

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it
was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's
Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum
& Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,
"Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the
one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her
Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the
bedroom.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black
Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into
her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double
Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few
Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It
was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish
Delight.

When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit
Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a
Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in
her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob
Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his
wife,Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts.
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I liked that one viviki, clever...

And I'm turning in, I'm sleeping too late again! Someone tell Infinity not to make too much noise when she comes home... and tell her I love her...
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Have you 2 got college/uni in the morning?
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yup but I had a nap early which was supposed to be an hour but turned into 4 and 1/2 so now I'm wide awake.
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