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if you learn how to turn your girlfriend on better, you wont have so much problems. Theres an old saying. "you have to warm the oven, before u put the turkey in"
Loadsa foreplay, to ease the 'girth'. Lube as well i guess. Hell, whatever takes your fancy
When you say there's 'no room down there' try to remember that us ladies are mightily talented and can (as the saying goes) 'close tightly around a pencil or expand enough to give birth to a baby'...there is no such thing as a baby sized penis so just get on with obeying anon2 and 'heating the oven'!!
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Kill_More_Foxes
When you say there's 'no room down there' try to remember that us ladies are mightily talented and can (as the saying goes) 'close tightly around a pencil or expand enough to give birth to a baby'...there is no such thing as a baby sized penis so just get on with obeying anon2 and 'heating the oven'!!

I have yet to experience this pencil sharpening you mention. :wink:

Oh and there is such a thing as a baby sized penis, its very small when you are first born! :biggrin:
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lol i think she meant a baby sized vagina. vaginas have the ability to expand. just make sure the oven is warm lol
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i dont think the question is wheather your guna get it in the oven but how you guna open the door,
none of us can help you their, its all down to you lol
Reply 7
turn her on - there are tons of things you can do. Ask her maybe where she likes you to touch her the most?
Reply 8
She means a penis the size of a baby, I think. And she's got a point - if you can push a baby out, you can welcome a nice thick appendage in.
Reply 9
haha..

ok yes, that little place can open up wide enough to get a baby out of, so it isn't going to have much trouble getting your nice, large cock into it.
it will probably be hard at first, especially if she is a virgin (you didn't specify).. but just get her nice and jucied up, and their shouldn't be a problem :P

also, take it slowly.. no use forcingit in because that would hurt a hell of a lot.

hehe.. hope i helped :P
norelle
She means a penis the size of a baby, I think. And she's got a point - if you can push a baby out, you can welcome a nice thick appendage in.

Well Duh, so nobody thought my joke was funny..?
Had to deal with this problem myself.....and that was the 1st time I had sex...not the best combo!!

Have you got any toys? It might be advisable to try and get a rabbit or maybe something a bit smaller to get her used to that sort of thing...I found that that helped. Maybe before finger, use your tongue as it's a lot smaller and will get her used to things like this.
It hurts so much, the most painful thing almost in my entire life! So you will just have to be patient.Have fun!
Anonymous
Have you got any toys? It might be advisable to try and get a rabbit or maybe something a bit smaller to get her used to that sort of thing...I found that that helped. Maybe before finger, use your tongue as it's a lot smaller and will get her used to things like this.

Yes vibration certainly works wonders in relaxing and expanding a girls bottom in preperation for anal, Im sure it would have a similar effect on the other hole if you take things slow.
Kegels!!!
girl afraid
Kegels!!!

Kegels are the solution to the opposite problem my girl, we want her to relax not contract her TC muscles.
Please don't get the wrong whole from what pendragon has just said!! Trust me again on this, it doesn't work!!!!!!!!!! It could just be that she isn't ready for sex yet and that she does just need to relax
pendragon
Kegels are the solution to the opposite problem my girl, we want her to relax not contract her TC muscles.


Actually, if she's tense - kegels could help her. :wink:
girl afraid
Actually, if she's tense - kegels could help her. :wink:

Really? explain it to me :smile: Ive read that if you do lots of kegels then over time you become tighter even when your TC's are relaxed.
pendragon
Really? explain it to me :smile: Ive read that if you do lots of kegels then over time you become tighter even when your TC's are relaxed.


Personal experience and having a vagina usually helps. :wink:
girl afraid
Personal experience and having a vagina usually helps. :wink:

ooooo the Ive got a vagina card... I cant trump that :wink: