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But what do you do contract then relax with kegels beforehand? :p:
Pretty Boy
LOL @ rabbit

how about a gerbil?

I hope thats a joke, pretty boy, but then I know your views on sex toys!
Reply 22
It makes me laugh when people say she is small down below, we have babies out of there, it can't be that small, you just need to turn her on more! Or get some play lubricant.
she could get a gerbil if she wanted to but i've heard they bite....
As for the rabbit, get the pink one from ann summers, as the new one is a complete waste of money, they don't seem to get the meaning of thrust....
Pretty Boy
what, that they're classless?

i'm fine with girls usin toys, just not my g/f

anyway she didnt mention sex toys, she was all for gettin a rabbit :p:

A rabbit is a sex toy, are you genuinely that ignorant are you trying to wind me up! :biggrin:
Please could someone put that pretty boy out of his misery. this 12yo school boy humour belongs in the playground
Reply 26
btw, anonymous user numero 3.. the first time you have sex doesn't hurt everyone... just sounds like you were one of the unlucky ones.. or maybe you took it too fast.. who knows :P
I know it doesn't, I was unlucky in the fact that he was the size of my forearm. It wasn't the best decision but my life's a little messed up. It would have hurt even if he'd been a bf I was in love with purely because he was sooo big!
Not right about what? Sorry not too sure which part of it you're referring to........
Well in all honesty I may not be the same body type as her but my IQ is a lot higher. So do you wish to elucidate a tiny bit as to which part of my post wasn't 'quite right'?
Well not that I feel the need to explain myself but I'm 20 and have only ever slept with one man used both a condom and was on the pill to protect myself. If that's a slapper well......... You don't seem to have a good thought about any girls and I pity your gf to be with someone like you. But let me guess even if she's only slept with you she's not a slapper because you're together?
I really wouldn't start judging other people til you know the full story
Reply 31
as big as your forearm?!

wowzors..
pumpkin7
as big as your forearm?!

wowzors..

Goodness me!...'tis nearly two feet in length, what a stallion! :tsr2:
No forearm thankfully ( I think) yeah about 11" and wider enough that I couldn't get my hand round it!
Reply 34
jebus.. he must have like, the god of penises.. :biggrin:
Anonymous
No forearm thankfully ( I think) yeah about 11" and wider enough that I couldn't get my hand round it!

She was dating some form of livestock or an animal-human hybrid. :rolleyes:
Reply 36
Anonymous
No forearm thankfully ( I think) yeah about 11" and wider enough that I couldn't get my hand round it!





Flippin heck!!!!!!!!!, that is big!!!!,sorry for being a bit childish.:redface:
Yes, lots of foreplay. If she is really relaxed, 'wet' and turned on, then it should be easier. Keep reassuring her and do not rush!

If she seems tense at all, give it a rest for a while. Let her get her head sorted (as this is often part of the problem) and once she is 100% happy, try again.

edit: I'm clearly a little behind on this thread!
Reply 38
pendragon
She was dating some form of livestock or an animal-human hybrid. :rolleyes:


:biggrin:
If she's turned on enough, the fact that you're, ahem, rather thick in width, will feel awesome.