Something stuck

I don't have a sexual stimulus but I've been well-informed that inanimate objects can be pleasurable. Unfortunately, I took this literally, and decided to explore this perverse desire with a plastic figurine of a homo-sapian I had.

Basically, after a somewhat unexpectantly uncomfortable experience, I realised the figure was missing an arm. I can't feel anything inside me, although I'm slightly worried that it is in there. Can plastic have a bad effect in this area? And What shall I do about "finding", and therefore removing, said arm?
I appreciate that some of the TSR members would not understand this sexual experimentation, but I do not wish to be judged.
Any advice appreciated.

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Reply 1

G4ry

Which area exactly are we talking about?

Reply 2

xXMessedUpXx

Well at least you didn't abuse the annoymous posting system...

Go to A+E :wink:

Reply 3

toiletwall

I don't believe in anonymity. Hence my very descriptive display name :biggrin:

. No seriously, it's not funny, and by area, I wouldn't say something so explicit on such a pubic, *public, forum

Reply 4

G4ry

What's so explicit about it? You just told everyone you placed an object in an orifice. So which is it? Your anus, vagina or other? This does have a purpose.

Reply 5

hugatree

Oh dear, LOL :biggrin:

Um, I don't suppose waiting for it to drop down will work so I suggest you see a doctor, how embarassing as it may sound!
I don't think the fact that it's plastic will harm you, but the arm ( :biggrin:

oh boy oh boy) might scratch you inside and that could be veeery uncomfortable!

You HAVE to find another toy. :wink:

Arm should be in V

toiletwall

Arm should be in V

V-shaped?

Like it has elbows? That's not good! :p:

I would see a doctor if you don't find it in your room!

Reply 8

G4ry

Are you sure the arm was attached before it was utilised? It can't have gone far...

Reply 9

Redefined

It could cause an infection, especially if it was sterile.

Go and see a doctor, its nothing they haven't seen before.

Reply 10

hugatree

law:portal

its nothing they haven't seen before.

Are you sure? :biggrin:

Or maybe use sth else to poke around there for a bit to see if it really is in there. No actually that's not a good idea...

Doctor. *nods*

Reply 11

Redefined

hugatree

Are you sure? :biggrin:

Or maybe use sth else to poke around there for a bit to see if it really is in there. No actually that's not a good idea...

Doctor. *nods*

Sure there a lots of doctors who will tell you the things they've had to get out of people. The one i remember most is a doctors story regarding a woman and a light bulb and a trip to her nearest A&E :wink:

Reply 12

hugatree

A lightbulb? :s:

Do I want to know where that one got stuck?

Reply 13

Helen_w

They'll have seen it all before :rolleyes:

The stories my ranger leader, who is a nurse, tells me, cracks me up every time :rolleyes:

Reply 14

hugatree

Helen_w

They'll have seen it all before :rolleyes:

The stories my ranger leader, who is a nurse, tells me, cracks me up every time :rolleyes:

So much for confidentiality. :p:

Reply 15

Tarts_n_Vicars

lol my mate was an A&E nurse and the things she would see...well, it would make your toes curl!

To the OP yeah I'd head to the hospital.....

Reply 16

toiletwall

usually it a case of a child getting a pentop stuck in their mouth as opposed to someone getting an arm stuck...well "up there"... its slightly embarrassing saying you have an arm inside you.. my mother suggests i use the end of a coat hangar to rid myself of this offending article,sound good?

Reply 17

Talon

You talked to your mother about it? Lol. That takes some guts :biggrin:

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If I were you id..er...dig a little deeper.

Reply 18

Tarts_n_Vicars

Err no! Trust me that story of "oh I was just bodging a hanger up it to see if I could hook the plastic arm" is ten times worse.

And trust me, they have seen far worse than a wee piece of plastic up there.

Reply 19

Schmokie Dragon

Do NOT use a coat hangar. They can cause irreparable damage.

Use fingers or go to a doctor. Do not use any objects that are not designed for vaginal/anal etc use.