The Student Room Group
Reply 1
What's the link between bird flu and shopping? If you wanted to take the piss you could have at least said you've become strangely attracted to bread or something.
Reply 2
pikaboo
What's the link between bird flu and shopping? If you wanted to take the piss you could have at least said you've become strangely attracted to bread or something.


Why would I become attracted to bread...stop taking the piss I'm not that stupid :mad: :mad: :mad:

Any serious replies? Cheers
Reply 3
Anonymous
I think I may have bird flu, what are the symptoms? I have lately been obsessed with shopping and buying shoes for some reason. People also say I've become annoying, can anyone give any advice, do I need to go to the docs? Cheers pals.


Your post is a non sequitur.

What's the link between bird flu and shopping?!
Reply 4
Oh haha now I get it. 'Bird' flu. Very clever :rolleyes:
Reply 5
Laaaame. :rolleyes:
Reply 6
Yeah...umm...that's real funny.

Maybe God himself will infect you with bird flu as punishment for the overwhelmingly hilarious post.
Reply 7
lol, nice one.

some of you lot seriously need to develop your sense of humour.
Reply 8
What are you all going on about.....I'm being deadly serious! :mad:

Can someone PLEASE answer seriously, are these the symptoms of bird flu?
Reply 9
Feeling peckish.
Reply 10
superalex16
lol, nice one.

some of you lot seriously need to develop your sense of humour.

We have a sense of humor, but that was just not funny.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.


I demand you roll on the floor laughing! If not then you have no sense of humor.
Reply 11
Anonymous
What are you all going on about.....I'm being deadly serious! :mad:

Can someone PLEASE answer seriously, are these the symptoms of bird flu?


A sudden desire for sex with ducks, a sudden lust for kingsmill bread and s whitey brown colouring to your crap.

Oh, sorry. Im posting a 'funny' post while making myself believe im being genuine!
Reply 12
Anonymous
What are you all going on about.....I'm being deadly serious! :mad:

Can someone PLEASE answer seriously, are these the symptoms of bird flu?

We've seen through the joke, so stop it.

If you did have bird flu you'd know about it. Do you sleep in a chicken coop? No, so you don't have it. Get out.
Reply 13
wow that joke was poor.
Reply 14
Anonymous
do I need to go to the docs? Cheers pals.


Yes. You're obviously dillusional for thinking that was funny.