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If you stand on top of a mountain and connect to uk-learning.net, all your family and friends will die.
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It is impossible for anybody to lick their own elbow -bet u all try!!
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Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
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The internet is addictive and makes time actually physically go faster.
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Will Young is gay.
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Not if you've had your arm amputated.
i can do it (i haven't had my arm amputated)
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Have you got a 12" tongue?
no...it's 13"
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Does anybody know any?
Have we had this one:

The average intake of fast food in the UK per year per person includes 12 pubic hairs.
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In Illinois: According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."

http://www.cuffemnstuffem.com/strange.htm <-- more like that on that website, some are very funny
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Oh yeah. And apparently a ducks quack doesn't echo.
Sorry, its a myth, I looked it up
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Careful - remember last night!
Yikes...
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Rabbits can mate and become pregnant, while already pregnant!!
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my rabbits dug a burrow under their hutch which consequently collapsed their burrow killing them all. 3 rabbits one of which was pregnant.

quite funny looking back at it :P very sad at the time though!
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And the litle buggers will eat their own babies if you're not careful.
I know, I voluntered at the RSPCA in the summer and that very thing happened. Apparently the mother just didnt have the energy to raise her second litter, so she ate them to replenish her spent energy!!
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true, look on the bright side, atleast we didn't have to bury them
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Does anybody know any?
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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>* In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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>* On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
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>* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
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>* Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
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>*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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>*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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>* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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>* It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
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>* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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>* It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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>*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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>* A snail can sleep for three years.
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>* No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
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>* Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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>* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!
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>* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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>* All polar bears are left-handed.
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>* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
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>* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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>* "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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>* If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
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>* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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>* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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>* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

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(Original post by love_4_ducks)


* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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>* In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
>
>* On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
>
>* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
>
>* Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
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>*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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>*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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>* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
>
>* It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
>
>* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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>* It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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>*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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>* A snail can sleep for three years.
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>* No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
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>* Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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>* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!
>
>* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
>
>* All polar bears are left-handed.
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>* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
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>* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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>* "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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>* If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
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>* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
>* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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>* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

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i thought ppl just say the ducks quack does echo?
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you can't believe everything you read on the internet

oh and, if you have 25 people in a room, you have a better than even chance that 2 or more people will share the same birthday.
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does it really matter? im sure a duck doesnt giv a chicken about our sounds lol
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i thought ppl just say the ducks quack does echo?

i dont know, i ehnt inelligetn, all i did was paste this out of a email
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