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i dont know, i ehnt inelligetn, all i did was paste this out of a email
obviously. hehe
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you cant lick your own elbow...
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Not if you've had your arm amputated.
Oh, sick!
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Sorry, its a myth, I looked it up
My university prooved this theory wrong.

http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/a.../duck/duck.htm
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you can't believe everything you read on the internet

oh and, if you have 25 people in a room, you have a better than even chance that 2 or more people will share the same birthday.
Just to be pedantic - it's if there are 23 people in a room.

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Just to be pedantic - it's if there are 23 people in a room.

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Well to be even more pedantic, if you have better than even chance with 23 people in the room, you have even better than even chance with 25 in the room, leaving my comment still correct
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you eat 4 lipsticks in your life time (girls not guys)
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you eat 4 lipsticks in your life time (girls not guys)
How do you know we don't hmmmm???

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fair point another one is fish cant blink
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If a man ejaculates more than 35 metres under water, then his head will explode, due to pressure.
HAHAHA......that is superb Sir
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HAHAHA......that is superb Sir
at least he'd die happy.
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You produce enough saliva in a lifetime to fill a swimming pool

You can't sneeze and have your eyes open at the same time otherwise your eyeballs pop out

When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands.
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you swallow about 10 spiders in your sleep during your life time.
what?!!
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When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands.
Now you're taking the piss!
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Now you're taking the piss!
Umm..... yes. I would think so. That can't work - your salivary system is not linked to your urinary system. Nice thought, though!
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The official collective noun for pornographic material is 'stash'.
You sure it's not "splat"?
Hehe.
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more people are killed each year by bees then sharks
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did you know that father christmas is the patron saint of prostitutes, and that the an ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain and that the lighter was invented before the match.
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.


Its all discusting.
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collective noun for crows is a "murder"
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