once I got really really drunk [the best sentences stories with this] and was out drinking with friends all day and went out to the local nightclub in the evening. Well after drinking so much I was hammered so went back to my new place which was in a shared house. In the morning I woke up to stumble over an armchair in the middle of the corridor. Aparently someone came into their room in the middle of the night and lifted up the cushion on the chair and went for a pee, before putting the cushion back down again and exiting the room. the persons who's room it was didnt know who it was, but I have an awful feeling it may of been me.