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Reply 20

My mission before i die - to find an identical teddy bear.
Im betting on ebay HAHA

Reply 21

I pretend to be environmentally aware but sometimes I just don't care.

Reply 22

I broke the remote control. Sorry Simon.

Reply 23

I stole from my parents to fuel my GoGos addiction. :redface: I confessed, but it was more money than they think.

Reply 24

I defecated in a sink once as my bowels let go and someone was in the toilet :redface:

Reply 25

Every time i say i'm 'going to blah blahs house' im actually drinking bottles of straight whisky sat at a park bench with a bunch of teenage hobos.

HAHA the futures bright :biggrin:

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Reply 27

I'm a girl, I've been on/off with my ex for three years.

In our three years, we split up four times.

During the longest of our breakup's, I slept with his most recent (before me) ex girlfriend.

:redface:

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Reply 29

my ex was in love with me and a few months after we broke up I was horny and invited him for a friendship coffee and 5 minutes later we were having sex. the same night i texted him telling him it meant nothing for me and he was devasted and I totally used him

Reply 30

Anonymous
I defecated in a sink once as my bowels let go and someone was in the toilet :redface:



Did you clean it up, or did you pretend it wasnt you?

Reply 31

we've all shat in the sink..

When you gotta go, you gotta go!!

Just wrap it in tissue and chuck it out of the window or something

Reply 32

Anonymous
we've all shat in the sink..

When you gotta go, you gotta go!!

Just wrap it in tissue and chuck it out of the window or something


No we really haven't :smile:

Reply 33

Anonymous

During the longest of our breakup's, I slept with his most recent (before me) ex girlfriend.


My hat goes off to you. That one made me chuckle :smile:.

Reply 34

Anonymous
my ex was in love with me and a few months after we broke up I was horny and invited him for a friendship coffee and 5 minutes later we were having sex. the same night i texted him telling him it meant nothing for me and he was devasted and I totally used him



Only a coffee...? you could of at least bought him a beer!

Reply 35

Anonymous
we've all shat in the sink..

When you gotta go, you gotta go!!

Just wrap it in tissue and chuck it out of the window or something

No.... but pissed in a bottle once and threw that out the car window :wink: Ah... good times :rolleyes: :biggrin:

Reply 36

Anonymous
we've all shat in the sink..

When you gotta go, you gotta go!!

Just wrap it in tissue and chuck it out of the window or something


We SO haven't.

I've peed in a sink a few times but anything other than that...Not right! :frown:

Reply 37

Talon
My hat goes off to you. That one made me chuckle :smile:.


:p: I'd like to post as my actual username cause I'm strangely proud of it, but sadly I fear he'd read this and split up with me. Even though he's been just as bad when we weren't together. Ahem.

Reply 38

My ex-girlfriend was a really jealous/posessive one, I got stuck with her after she moved in with me, she used to be jealous of any girl I spoke to and tried stopping me speaking to my girl/friends <whome at that point one of them was just my girl/friend> but the more jealous and posessive and horrible she got, the more she annoyed me and all my friends began to hate her too. So one night I went out with one of these girl/friends of mine and stayed her house, one thing led to another and we ended up in bed together. <think it must of been a case of forbidden fruit, we'd never been like that before, and never again since, I think we both just rebelled against my crazy ex girlfiend.

After we split up, I pulled her sister and also slept with her best friend to spite her. I wonder if shes ever found out!

Reply 39

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by Fluent &#953
No we really haven't :smile:


:dito:

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