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Reply 40

El Scotto

Did you clean it up, or did you pretend it wasnt you?

It was in my university room, so i had to clean it up. I remember i only had plastic bags to clean up - it was awful...it was warm and soft; i won't say any more as it's a sickening thought. But it really wasn't my preferred choice. My bowels just literally let go and it had to go somewhere and it was there as opposed to my underwear.

Reply 41

Anonymous #10

El Scotto

Only a coffee...? you could of at least bought him a beer!

well to be honest, i didnt even make the cup of cuffee. felt a bit whorish.
also, other secrets, i have slept with 3 of gym instructors and a couple of my dads friends

Reply 42

El Scotto

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Anonymous

It was in my university room, so i had to clean it up. I remember i only had plastic bags to clean up - it was awful...it was warm and soft; i won't say any more as it's a sickening thought. But it really wasn't my preferred choice. My bowels just literally let go and it had to go somewhere and it was there as opposed to my underwear.

shocking... lol better than leaving it there till the morning i suppose!

Anonymous

well to be honest, i didnt even make the cup of cuffee. felt a bit whorish.
also, other secrets, i have slept with 3 of gym instructors and a couple of my dads friends

Now thats a good secret! a couple of your dads friends :eek:

do you reckon your dad has any incling?

Reply 43

TommyD

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Anonymous

well to be honest, i didnt even make the cup of cuffee. felt a bit whorish.
also, other secrets, i have slept with 3 of gym instructors and a couple of my dads friends

WTF!!!!!
This thread is mental. I thought this kinda thing only happened in soaps.
Tomorrow Im gona get my dinner and sit down and enoy the evening saga of the student room.

Reply 44

Anonymous #11

I was sort-of seeing someone at uni just after my long-term on-off boyfriend and I got back together. Then when my bf accidentally saw one of this other guy's text messages to me, I told him the other guy was some crazy weirdo who fancied me and wouldn't leave me alone, but that he shouldn't worry because nothing would ever happen there. Oops :redface:

Reply 45

Anonymous #12

I've never had a meaningful relationship or sex with someone I really connected with. I unintentionally use girls for sex, just to fulfil a physical need. For them its something more though...And everytime I have sex with them, they get more attached. I actually become less attached and right now I want to find another girl, which I will...and the cycle will repeat.

Also, no one understands me, I wish someone would and someone could guide me. I think I use sex as a cover for deeper problems and as a distraction from life, which I really need to get on track...

Reply 46

Profesh

20

I keep no secrets (that I am at liberty to divulge).

Reply 47

Anonymous #13

Occasionally, I make toast solely for the purpose of smushing it up in my hand.

I am kind of embarrassed that I am so wasteful!

Reply 48

Apollo

11

Anonymous

Occasionally, I make toast solely for the purpose of smushing it up in my hand.

I am kind of embarrassed that I am so wasteful!

lmao

Reply 49

Tarts_n_Vicars

13

Gosh I don't think I could post any of my good ones here lol

Reply 50

Anonymous #14

Anonymous

I defecated in a sink once as my bowels let go and someone was in the toilet :redface:

I've done that!

Reply 51

Anonymous #15

I grassed up my friend for cheating in a Science test...

Reply 52

Anonymous #16

I've sat on my Music teacher's lap when perfectly sober and messed with his hair (Year 11). But I'm really a good girl. :p:

I also kissed my English and PE teachers (PE being Y9, English Y11)

Reply 53

white_haired_wizard

16

I fart too much for my own good, often 'subconsciously' :rolleyes:

Reply 54

xavier2k3

1

So from this thread so far i've gathered that all girls are cheats....looks like i'm staying single!

regards
--marty

Reply 55

Tarts_n_Vicars

13

Ok ok I confess!

A few years back I was buying a futon for my flat and the sleazy sales bloke was a bit over friendly shall we say... He was being pretty vile talking to my chest and leering at me so I thought "hmmm...let's see what I can do with this". I got a £50 discount once I promised him he could "help my break it in" (wink wink) when he delivered it. I got one of my male friends to answer the door and say "oh my gf mentioned she'd bought a new one". Bed blokey was crushed and I was £50 up lol

Reply 56

Monkey_Maiden

11

Woah some of the posts on here are evil!
I don't have any very interesting secrets.
Umm I went to a wild party once and ended up in a bedroom with 4 guys all night :redface:

Reply 57

The Crow

1

lmfao well the answer wouldv been james but everyone knows now so...?

Reply 58

The Crow

1

that i am james neway

Reply 59

white_haired_wizard

16

I once dialled 999 'under the influence' when i was 7. I was at a local parish centre do, a celebration/party, and two of my older brothers friends egged me on to dial 999, i think i knew what i was doing, just my mild-mannered ways indecently corrupted. I left with my parents just at the same time as the ambulance was entering the church car park. Needless to say, the timing was expert....and i was never caught....i'm not sure about the others. I'm an atheist btw.

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