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Reply 60

I was raped and sexually assaulted by someone I know, and I've never told anyone close to me.

Reply 61

-I spat in every cup of tea I made for my ex-boyfriend.

-I cheated in one of my exams by wrinting all over my calculator (and got 92%)

-My dad once found my home-made dildo (it was actually one of those slim body spray bottles with a condom over the top) in the shower. When he came in my room to return it I literally wished I could miraculously drop dead.

-I have messed myself twice in the last year in public (both times hungover)..lol oops

Reply 62

Anonymous
-I spat in every cup of tea I made for my ex-boyfriend.

-I cheated in one of my exams by wrinting all over my calculator (and got 92%)

-My dad once found my home-made dildo (it was actually one of those slim body spray bottles with a condom over the top) in the shower. When he came in my room to return it I literally wished I could miraculously drop dead.

-I have messed myself twice in the last year in public (both times hungover)..lol oops


Regarding point one, you spat in his cups of tea when you were together? That's odd, rather worrying...or you spat in his cups of tea post-breakup? No wonder he's 'ex', he found out about you spitting in his cups....i think that's vile, i wouldn't do that to an ex, even if she had screwed me over in some way.

Points two and three, confirm you to be vile :biggrin:

Reply 63

I cleaned the toilet with my brothers toothbrush once.

We've made up now though :smile:

Reply 64

That really is disgusting.... (too) occasionally i used my campus rooms sink as a urinal.
Of course, i cleaned my sink very well as a result as i would be washing myself in that same sink later that day....etc

Reply 65

He deserved it :smile:

Reply 66

I once jacked off in the middle of a maths lesson. Lordy lordy it was a dull lesson, so seemed like a good idea at the time lol Didn't get caught thankfully (male by the way:wink: )

Reply 67

BlackHawk
He deserved it :smile:


I've rarely done anything nasty to my brothers...maybe stole back what was my own, i..e my brother beats me in a game of FIFA on the computer (50 pence bet on each game), he teases me mercilessly, enough to the point that i had to take back what he won from me :biggrin: ....but he also cheated too!!! :biggrin:

Reply 68

Anonymous


-My dad once found my home-made dildo (it was actually one of those slim body spray bottles with a condom over the top) in the shower. When he came in my room to return it I literally wished I could miraculously drop dead.



Awfully presumptious of your dad to assume thats what it was used for... And how did he know it wasnt your mums?

To the above post, what did you **** into during a lesson? :redface:

Reply 69

ciderpeter

To the above post, what did you **** into during a lesson? :redface:

Nothing:biggrin: Made quite a mess of my boxers:rolleyes: Not the best thought out plan I'll concede, but I was so very very bored... thankfully my mate had plenty of tissues. Not that he knew what the hell I needed them for lol

Reply 70

I hope it was at the end of the day.... :biggrin:

Reply 71

Anonymous
I've done that!


I'm relieved i'm not the only person; i hope it was under similar circumstances and not just laziness. I always used to urinate in my sink; it was so much easier than just going to the toilet - not such a big deal really; it's only water.

Reply 72

Nope:eek: period 2... clever dick aint I?:rolleyes: :biggrin: lol

Reply 73

When I was 16 I shagged my mates mum and her sister in the bathroom, halfway through he wanted to go in, I pretended I had the squits:redface: then we had to make sure he was gone before we sneaked out

Reply 74

At the same time?

Reply 75

I used to steal money from my dad's coat pockets - I'm not sure how much but a couple of pound a week for two years so it probably adds up to quite a lot.
When I was younger, I used to kiss my sister.
I used to masturbate with my brother's electric toothbrush - and never really cleaned it...

Reply 76

at the same time??

Reply 77

anjimcflanji
at the same time??
I asked first :p:

Reply 78

Yes:redface: it was a new years eve pty and everyone was drunk:frown:

Reply 79

Anonymous

When I was younger, I used to kiss my sister.

Does your sister remember this?

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