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Reply 80

BlackHawk

Highlander

Yes

it was a new years eve pty and everyone was drunk :frown:

Whoops, there goes the anon function!

Reply 81

Anonymous #19

oh **** well now you all know

Reply 82

Little Girl Red

I fancied my best mates boyfriend and used to encourage her to break up with him..... so that I could have him :redface:

Turned out well though because she cheated on him and broke up with him, and he really fancied me too :smile:

and we got together and stayed together yay!

Reply 83

Malik

Anonymous

I once jacked off in the middle of a maths lesson. Lordy lordy it was a dull lesson, so seemed like a good idea at the time lol Didn't get caught thankfully (male by the way :wink:

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...dude thats just wrong.

Got nothing worthy of anon myself, although I vaguely remember pissing in my friends shoes one day when I was tipsy.

Reply 84

Fluent in Lies

Anonymous

I once jacked off in the middle of a maths lesson. Lordy lordy it was a dull lesson, so seemed like a good idea at the time lol Didn't get caught thankfully (male by the way :wink:

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Are you Alex Wright? Because If you are you wern't subtle enough

*shudders*

Reply 85

SamTheMan

Malik

...dude thats just wrong.

Loads of people in my high school used to have competitions, do it in the school library behind books. Then again the word w*nker really did apply to these kinds of guys.

Who's been caught by one of their parents or sibling? I think I've avoided that. At least I think. Maybe they just pretended to be oblivious.

Reply 86

Fluent in Lies

I woke up my parents who described the noise as 'rhythmic opening and closing of drawers'. I promised not to tidy my room so late at night in future.

Reply 87

Tarts_n_Vicars

A male mate of mine was caught by his gran when he was about 13 :redface:

I never bring my toys back to my parents house just in case lol

Reply 88

rhythm_bandit

I should be at school now.

Reply 89

Anonymous #18

Original post

by Fluent &#953

Are you Alex Wright? Because If you are you wern't subtle enough

*shudders*

Yes

Reply 90

Anonymous #21

Highlander

Yes

it was a new years eve pty and everyone was drunk :frown:

you lucky bastard! unless they were minging.

Reply 91

jointhedots

SamTheMan

Loads of people in my high school used to have competitions, do it in the school library behind books. Then again the word w*nker really did apply to these kinds of guys.

I knew a guy and a girl at school who used to get each other off under the desk during our history lessons. EWW.

Reply 92

Tarts_n_Vicars

lmfao what sort of school did you go to?!

Reply 93

traceyjhenry

You know what I have been thinking for ages about a secret that I can tell you all and I honestly cannot think of one!!!!!!!!

Reply 94

rhythm_bandit

This thread was been the best I've seen for a long time.
Keep em comin lol

Reply 95

Fluent in Lies

Originally posted in a Subs thread.

Fluent in Lies

I was on the 'family' computer late one night indulging in some light stress relief. I was rather shocked when on conclusion the computer suddenly turned off. Unfortunately I forgot that I had removed the side panel of the computer (which is located under the desk) and some conductive material somehow managed to find its way not only onto the motherboard but into the graphics card too. It was fun trying to explain that to my parents in the morning.

Reply 96

jointhedots

Tarts_n_Vicars

lmfao what sort of school did you go to?!

A frankly bizarre private school where one of the teachers got sacked while we were in year 10, for having 'relations' with one of my friends.

History teacher actually...There must've been something in the air in that building.

Reply 97

The Ninja

My sister really annoyed me over the Christmas break on one occassion, so I went into her room and drew a moustace onto every one of her posters... it made me laugh then, and it still does! Hehe, she wasn't impressed, and tried to beat me up... Oh well, I bought her a new one afterwards!

Reply 98

Anonymous #10

well it was easy to sleep with the 3 gym instructors. they were gagging for it.
my dads friends came on to me on various times and they were not his age. much younger colleagues so I took advantage. why not? i am ashamed to say that i also used them financially. not threatening or anything, heh

Reply 99

waiting2smile

Anonymous

I used to steal money from my dad's coat pockets - I'm not sure how much but a couple of pound a week for two years so it probably adds up to quite a lot.

My sister and I used to do that a lot when we were younger! It was our guilty secret. There was a corner shop so close by that we would creep out of the house by ourselves early morning, and depending on how much we were brave enough to steal, we would buy sweets and toys. A few items I remember, include a doll that snapped easily, a Christian burial cross?, a toy gun that gave a great blast, which our mother subsequently confiscated, because apparantly it was too dangerous! Lots and lots of water pistols, and those little plastic trolls…It later emerged he knew all the time, and was indulging us. We acquired the name 'The Little Thieves'. :redface:

I have cheated on a boyfriend, but unlike most people on here I'm not proud of it. He found out, said he understood, and promptly forgave me. Bless his heart. He was quite sweet.

There's one memory that makes me feel really guilty. At primary school I once climbed the Kitchen roof and a teacher caught me. I knew I was going to be in huge trouble - I was taken straight to the elusive headteacher's office. Having quite an angelic repuation I took the easy way out, and said I was being bullied by a boy in my class, and so I was hiding. They believed me!

Although Andrew used to frequently pull my hair in class, and try to snip my plaits off with scissors, he really didn't deserve lunctime detentions for a week and a letter home. :frown: